Meh. Easy mistake. There isn't any real difference between the two countries except for sheep ****ing.

Tell an aussie that and see what they gotta say lol. We're not concerned about it. We're well aware of america's general ignorance for things beyond their own country............for the record that wasn't a dig either. It's how the majority of people see america

I know what an assuie would say. Kiwis don't ride everywhere in roos like they do.

Only cos we don't have'em here lol

Define "ride". It sounds sexual lol!

NSFW:

I am the guy with two penises. AMA. : IAmA

Warning, extremely NSFW.

NSFW:

I am the guy with two penises. AMA. : IAmA

Warning, extremely NSFW.

^ I'd better lay off the booze, I'm starting to see double! :laughing:

It is okay. I know what kiwis ride ;)

What a coincidence that you double posted that story lol

Woah. I wonder if he knows a woman with two vaginas.

She isn't the first person to do that. There was an older woman that did the same thing and there was a story about it earlier in the year.

And look, she has hipster glasses. Shocking.

^ actually I think she's outwardly attractive, but at the precise moment she told me her name, and if it was determined that she picked the name and it wasn't given to her by her hippy-dippy parents, I'd say something along the lines of it's nice to meet you but, I've gotta go...over that way...now...

Or something

You live in Seattle, coffee mecca, and you choose to drink exclusively at Starbucks. I know that's where the company started, but I can't help but think that's like travelling to Italy and eating exclusively at The Olive Garden. Why even fucking bother?

Seattle's Best Coffee is far superior than Starbucks.

The coffee I drank earlier this morning and pissed out then filtered through my gym socks covered in dog shit would provide me with a better coffee than Starbucks.

^ I prefer my own to either

Starbucks is all sugar and no coffee. A nice cup of black coffee is the best.

I totally agree, I only drink straight-up black coffee, with one fast rule, the whole beans must be ground IMMEDIATELY before brewing.

Says the diabetic sugar addict.

Sugar has no place in coffee.

Coffee has no place in my mouth.

Maybe not coffee, but...

Wow, talk about your cream and sugar. ..

I drink black tea, loose leaf only. But black coffee is disgusting. I have to have a little cream in it.

Wow, talk about properly upstaging my joke...

:laughing:

Joke???

$300,000 to $500,00 a year as a stagehand?

Forget about law school, medical school or business school, Broadway here I come...

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/28/ar...oan.html?_r=1&

Teen Who Injected Krokodil In Genitals Was From U.S., Mexican Officials Say

Who the fuck injects Krokodil into their privates?

I had to Google Krokodil. Holy hell there is gas in it. What part of the privates does one shoot in? Like right in the Labia or something?

;)

I'll give you some cream>

My home state of Oregon making 5 hour energy back up their claims


5-Hour Energy Allegedly ‘Refused’ to Supply Full Documents in Investigation - ABC News

Who the fuck injects it into their anything?

People with a very limited interest in living, and even most of them wouldn't wanna do krok

:laughing: That reminds me of the semen cookbook.

True.

I'm more worried that this is in Mexico. Last time I heard Krokodil was a Russian thing, but now it's spreading? ****, man.

Krokodil: Flesh-eating 'zombie' drug may be in U.S. - CNN.com

Interesting. I'd like to see those documents. I find the whole 5-hour Energy thing quite interesting really. If it's sold here, I haven't seen it. We have loads of energy drinks, but I have never personally seen any that claim to energise you for a specific amount of time. That concept is quite weird to me. So the claim that they are perfectly healthy and doctor-recommended just blows my mind entirely.

Each and every energy drink available here is just something I assume may as well be toxic.