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djchameleon 01-20-2014 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1408142)
As bad as that is, I can't help thinking how careless people can be. I wouldn't engage with someone unprotected unless we'd both been tested because you never know.

I know in the heat of the moment it isn't always like that but rather miss out on that than the alternative.

Also 22? Looks about 35 ffs :D.



:D:D:D

people don't care about faces. He has a hot body. Did you see his 8 pack abs?

Also it's college and people do careless ****. Look at Manky and his no condom wearing ass.

Cuthbert 01-20-2014 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1408144)
people don't care about faces. He has a hot body. Did you see his 8 pack abs?

Also it's college and people do careless ****. Look at Manky and his no condom wearing ass.

I know mate. Lots of my mates do it, one of my pals never ever uses a condom and has been with a ridiculous amount of women. I don't know many people who get tested regularly either.

To be fair I've done things more stupid than shagging a random girl without a condom so not on a high horse but when they're so easily available, for free, I just don't see why you would take the risk, unless you don't care about contracting diseases.

djchameleon 01-20-2014 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1408145)
I know mate. Lots of my mates do it, one of my pals never ever uses a condom and has been with a ridiculous amount of women. I don't know many people who get tested regularly either.

To be fair I've done things more stupid than shagging a random girl without a condom so not on a high horse but when they're so easily available, for free, I just don't see why you would take the risk, unless you don't care about contracting diseases.


yeah, I'm perfect either but I always make sure I at least use condoms. The only part where I slip up is when I go down on shady chicks when I probably shouldn't.

I always make sure to get tested though.

Burning Down 01-20-2014 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1408159)
yeah, I'm perfect either but I always make sure I at least use condoms. The only part where I slip up is when I go down on shady chicks when I probably shouldn't.

I always make sure to get tested though.

I know you can just cut the tip off a condom, and then cut it open lengthwise to make a dental dam. Simple life hack I guess, but I don't know if anyone actually bothers with it.

djchameleon 01-20-2014 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1408162)
I know you can just cut the tip off a condom, and then cut it open lengthwise to make a dental dam. Simple life hack I guess, but I don't know if anyone actually bothers with it.

that's a good idea. I may try that next time. I'll probably have to prepare them ahead of time.

I doubt that I will be looking for scissors to cut them open in the heat of the moment.

Burning Down 01-20-2014 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1408166)
that's a good idea. I may try that next time. I'll probably have to prepare them ahead of time.

I doubt that I will be looking for scissors to cut them open in the heat of the moment.

:laughing: "Hey, do you mind just waiting there a minute while I cut up some condoms?" Haha.

Probably a bad idea to use the ones slathered in lube though. That would be nasty.

djchameleon 01-20-2014 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1408168)
:laughing: "Hey, do you mind just waiting there a minute while I cut up some condoms?" Haha.

Probably a bad idea to use the ones slathered in lube though. That would be nasty.

yeah I was thinking about that too. I would have to make sure it is on the side that doesn't have the lube on it or maybe try to rinse off the lube or something.

Burning Down 01-20-2014 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1408172)
yeah I was thinking about that too. I would have to make sure it is on the side that doesn't have the lube on it or maybe try to rinse off the lube or something.

I think you can get some that don't have lube.

Psy-Fi 01-20-2014 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1408172)
yeah I was thinking about that too. I would have to make sure it is on the side that doesn't have the lube on it or maybe try to rinse off the lube or something.

The last time I visited London, England (1996) I went into a corner shop for a drink and saw a variety of flavored condoms behind the counter. They even had "curry" flavored ones. :laughing:

You can also buy non-lubricated condoms, but they usually cost more than the lubricated condoms and I can't imagine they would taste much better.

Does anyone actually use a condom for oral sex, though?

Cuthbert 01-20-2014 09:51 AM

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They even had "curry" flavored ones.
Found one of these in the house obviously belonging to my parents. Was about the same time as well ('96) to be fair.

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Does anyone actually use a condom for oral sex, though?
I used to think there were no risks so never used to use one. Used one once, pointless. I'd genuinely rather have a wank.

butthead aka 216 01-20-2014 09:55 AM

id rather beat it than receive oral wit a rubber. ive never done it and dont plan to ever do it lol

always wear protection for sex tho, just imagine if u had a random child or got aids. its not worth it but we have prob all raw dogged at some point. i usually just wear magnums i never did my research but they work fine. i do hate puttin rubbers on tho my head seems extra sensitive lol so its like that feelin when you jump in a cold swimmin pool

zombie kid 01-20-2014 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1408214)
id rather beat it than receive oral wit a rubber. ive never done it and dont plan to ever do it lol

always wear protection for sex tho, just imagine if u had a random child or got aids. its not worth it but we have prob all raw dogged at some point. i usually just wear magnums i never did my research but they work fine. i do hate puttin rubbers on tho my head seems extra sensitive lol so its like that feelin when you jump in a cold swimmin pool

I'm sure you wear magnums mate.

butthead aka 216 01-20-2014 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by zombie kid (Post 1408215)
I'm sure you wear magnums mate.

clever attempt at tryin to bait me into sendin a pic for proof

Burning Down 01-20-2014 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1408217)
clever attempt at tryin to bait me into sendin a pic for proof

Don't be sending dick pics around now lol

Janszoon 01-20-2014 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by zombie kid (Post 1408215)
I'm sure you wear magnums mate.

He wears these:

http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j0...Finger-Cot.jpg

butthead aka 216 01-20-2014 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1408230)

i do it to protect my fingernails from yeast

Janszoon 01-20-2014 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1408234)
i do it to protect my penis from yeast

Understood.

Paul Smeenus 01-20-2014 06:58 PM

I'm extremely excited about this
 
Rise and shine Rosetta! Comet-hunting spacecraft gets wake-up call - latimes.com

Cuthbert 01-21-2014 03:04 AM

Birmingham teenager Charlotte has an IQ of 162 - Birmingham Mail

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I was surprised because she’s not that academic or intellectual
:D

'I thought she was too stupid to be smart'

Cuthbert 01-21-2014 03:21 AM

Suspicious package discovered in Liverpool | Granada - ITV News

inb4 tray of chips/box of trainers/empty rucksack

Janszoon 01-22-2014 03:13 PM

Pa. man arrested after posting own 'wanted' bulletin to Facebook

Genius!

Paul Smeenus 01-23-2014 08:09 AM

Justin Bieber arrested on suspicion of DUI, drag racing - CNN.com

FRED HALE SR. 01-23-2014 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1409361)

The kid needs some help and apparently growing up would be a good option also. I understand hes an arrogant pampered star, but I still don't understand adults on the web and people in general wishing bad things for him. Hes a product of his environment and needs an intervention of sorts.

Plankton 01-23-2014 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1409361)

Just saw this today... lulz...

http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/f...ps953e6e40.jpg

Paul Smeenus 01-24-2014 08:16 AM

Water vapor seen steaming off icy dwarf planet Ceres - latimes.com

djchameleon 01-24-2014 10:32 AM

Vanessa Tapia Zavala Charged With Murder After Allegedly Killing Kim Pham Over Photobomb

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A Southern California woman faces a murder charge in the fatal beating of a woman outside a Santa Ana night club last weekend.

Vanessa Tapia Zavala, 25, is one of five people who allegedly attacked 23-year-old Annie Hung “Kim” Pham outside of the Crosby Bar and Nightclub early Saturday.

A friend of the victim's told the L.A. Times that the altercation began after Pham accidentally photobombed a group of Zavala's friends.
Be careful who you photo bomb.

Cuthbert 01-24-2014 10:53 AM

Anyone heard anything about Amir Khan?

Type his name into Twitter. Not gonna post it but if it's true (which would not surprise me) he's blown his massive pay day against Mayweather the thick twat. That amount of money = not to be sniffed at.

Burning Down 01-25-2014 07:53 AM

I don't even know where to begin with this story:

Teasing Over Vaginal Flatulence On School Bus Leads To Groin Attack

Janszoon 01-25-2014 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by rostasi (Post 1410165)

When they said "star shaped eyes" I was picturing literally eyes that were star shaped, but star shaped cataracts are pretty crazy too.

Plankton 01-29-2014 09:48 AM

Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm - police | Reuters

Psy-Fi 01-30-2014 09:21 AM

Cops Hunt Masked Gunman Who Invaded Miami Home, Smacked Female Victim In Face With His Penis | The Smoking Gun

Psy-Fi 01-30-2014 09:35 AM

I just couldn't resist returning to post this one...

South Korea Woman Makes Money Streaming Her Meals Online

Who knew there was such a thing as soft-core food porn?

And that it could be so lucrative?

butthead aka 216 01-30-2014 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1411737)
I just couldn't resist returning to post this one...

South Korea Woman Makes Money Streaming Her Meals Online

Who knew there was such a thing as soft-core food porn?

And that it could be so lucrative?

Lol saw this the other day n found it funny n pathetic in several different ways

butthead aka 216 02-04-2014 06:45 PM

cat download child porn

The Batlord 02-05-2014 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1413525)

What, you can't believe a cat wanted to watch kitty porn?

butthead aka 216 02-05-2014 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1413661)
What, you can't believe a cat wanted to watch kitty porn?

One of the funniest posts I've seen here

Exo 02-05-2014 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1413661)
What, you can't believe a cat wanted to watch kitty porn?

http://blakesnow.com/wp-content/uplo...3/10/url-2.gif

djchameleon 02-07-2014 03:42 PM

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An East Tennessee couple faces a murder charge, accused of forcing the man's 5-year-old daughter to drink more than 2 liters of grape soda and water, causing her brain to swell and rupture, authorities said.
They need to be thrown under the jail.

Couple charged after girl dies from drinking soda

djchameleon 02-11-2014 09:57 AM

British Woman Jailed For Trolling Herself On Facebook


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In an unusual case out of the United Kingdom, a British woman was jailed for trolling herself on Facebook. Michelle Chapman, 24, was recently sentenced to 20 months behind bars for setting up fake Facebook profiles and using the accounts to write abusive remarks on her own personal page.

Cuthbert 02-11-2014 04:02 PM

Floods down south:

BBC News - UK floods: PM says money 'no object' in relief effort

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.n...29211577_n.jpg

Two of the correspondents working on the story yesterday were named Chris Ship and Dan Rivers :D.


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