I love how Iran is the enemy but the Saudi’s who murdered 3000 people in the middle of New York are **** buddies.

^ Very good point.

Trump's position is: I don't care about 9/11, I don't care about Khashoggi, I don't care about an inhumane war in Yemen and I don't care about congressional approval either. I'm gonna sell these guys some guns!!

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-48404923 = Trump's latest arms deal with S Arabia

Ugh. Wonder how much Trump will profit personally from a deal that size.

Posted this in the games thread but I think it's relevant here.

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SLIPKNOT's COREY TAYLOR Says He Blew Out His Left Testicle While Singing

That's nuts

Here come the jokes from the machismo goof balls upset that Slipknot has too much singing these days.

On MB? You must be new here, welcome to the site.

His screaming is lame but his middle school sadboy vocals aren't much better.

No, I didn't think there were many Slipknot fans here on MB.

I know a Slipknot fan irl

Me and OH are Slipknot fans.

Even that Threw the Glass song?

What?

That song where he goes "look at you, you threw the glass." You even like that one or do you just like their stuff up to and/or including Vol. 3?

Because then you wouldn't be a REAL fan.

Thats stone sour and you dont look threw glass you look through it.

Pretty sure that Stone Sour is just Slipknot with 5 less members dude.

Sounds pretty different to me.

I don't listen to Stone Sour.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-48486672

Trolls Beware:

US demands social media details from visa applicants


Pretty soon it’ll be a job requirement thing

Then on rental contracts and so on

And it’ll be fraud to omit ****.

Sigh

Saw that yesterday :D

That's crazy.

70% of employers are snooping candidates’ social media profiles

How to “clean up” your social media presence before a job search

Them googling you is old news. Having by law to have to own up to every forum identity is different. Even if you can still get away with not outing your online identities adding a catchall question on the application and then clicking you told the truth is just another way for them to get you.

So Donald Trump would have to delete his Twitter account if he wanted to immigrate to the US?

You did ****ing what, DC?!

Robert Pattinson Is Officially ‘The Batman’

I wonder if he sparkles.

I wonder if he rides across Manhattan in a stretch limo in order to get a haircut as his day devolves into an odyssey where he encounters a host of eccentric characters and sees his huge financial investments collapse.

I wonder if all of a sudden as a young business owning 20 year old he decided to dress up like a bat and fight crime after doing a huge line of coke. Definitely while listening to Corona. Probably blasts Rhythm Of The Night in his Batmobile still high off of coke and molly as he goes to **** up some Gothem filth.

"I'M THE MOTHER ****ING BATMAN!", he yells after inhaling a trail of cocaine through his nostril. Then he abruptly hops out of the Batmobile and savagely beats a group of juggalos to an inch of their lives.

I’m a better person that anyone who knows who that person is.

You don't know who he is? ****ing Bruce Wayne. Biggest coke addict in all of Gothem. Pretty much single handedly funds the drug trade there with how much he buys.

You're proud of your ignorance? You really do need to move out of the south.

I’m not proud. I accept my superiority humbly.

Robert Pattingson is the guy from Cronenberg's Cosmopolis. Now you're back down to everyone's level.

Pardon?

I meant to say that Robert Pattingson is the guy from Cronenberg's Cosmopolis. Now you're back down to everyone's level.

Hope that helps.

Cleared that right up. Interestingly enough, it also cleared up a mild case of chlamydia.

First good joke on here in a while

Thanks

Dude on the left is now Batman and when I've put away my rifle and climbed down out of the bell tower I'll find it hilarious.


http://www.coronacomingattractions.c...poster_002.jpg

It shows how lame it's always been. You’re growing up.

Look, you dumb bitch, Batman is everything to the point that my irritation at this new development has not stopped me from instantly developing a slight, irrational sense of newfound fondness for Hair Lad.