I meant to say that Robert Pattingson is the guy from Cronenberg's Cosmopolis. Now you're back down to everyone's level.

Hope that helps.

Cleared that right up. Interestingly enough, it also cleared up a mild case of chlamydia.

First good joke on here in a while

Thanks

Dude on the left is now Batman and when I've put away my rifle and climbed down out of the bell tower I'll find it hilarious.


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It shows how lame it's always been. You’re growing up.

Look, you dumb bitch, Batman is everything to the point that my irritation at this new development has not stopped me from instantly developing a slight, irrational sense of newfound fondness for Hair Lad.

Lil Yachty

Michael Fassbender. Or any good actor, really, like Pattinson.

Man I don't ****ing know. Bruce Wayne/Batman isn't exactly the most realistic depiction of a human being but also not camp so... I really don't have anybody I'd want to put in that role seeing as how I'm not a film/actor buff guy. I've never even particularly liked ANY actor as Batman other than Kevin Conroy from Batman The Animated Series and that's not a performance that could translate to live action.

I don't even have anything against Robert Pattinson tbh, I'm just butthurt over my presumption that DC is going for another actor with name recognition that'll probably get people talking. But hey Heath Ledger was the A Knight's Tale guy so who knows?

Are you telling me Pattinson is a good actor? For realz? I'm just being a reactionary fanboy for not even any good reason?

Finally, an actor as shitty as the character they're portraying! This is a perfect fit.

Ja he's a great actor.

Church

Bitch you probably read Spawn.

Don't **** with me. I'll come to your house. Chula has your address and he shares things.

Nope, but I played with his action figures.

Read Spawn. You'll love it.

Watch Cosmopolis and The Rover. Twilight could've cast Daniel Day Lewis as the vampire dude, Meryl Streep as the chick with no personality, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman as the shirtless werewolf dude and it still would've sucked.

The Rover has a hella weak script though.

Centrifugal force holds everything in place.. I know I shouldn't laugh because that's fucking awful but the sheer absurdity of that made me lol.

Dicks out for Moby ya'll.

Moby’s “going away for awhile,” cancels book tour in light of Natalie Portman controversy

Yeeesh.

I mean maybe he sucks but you gotta respect cracking open that fresh pussy like that.

Natalie was like oooh I’m ****ing a rockstar but not she’s like ew I ****ed a rockstar.

He's got a few good tracks here n' there. This lil' sucker is just asking to be vaporwaved.

This is like when someone makes a big to do about taking a hiatus from the forum over an issue that everyone else has already forgotten about.

I haven't picked it back up in a while.

Exhibit A. Yeah no Spawn is trash and you know it and if you don't then thank you for proving my point.

The writing is just terrible in it, could be better with a reboot.

I lol'd at John Leguizamo as Clown in that late 90's film adaptation.




Also, apparently Jamie Foxx is starring in the Spawn remake and filming starts this month. :p:

Season 2 of the HBO cartoon was pretty rockin' as I recall. Definitely the best version of the character in any format.

Thankfully I’ve never had a kind word for Korn

It's actually supposed to be more of a Sam and Twitch movie.

Yeah, but it ended way too soon. The comic is a definite let down coming off of that. Though, I do like when he takes on the KKK.

Season 3 reminds me that they had to use the Asian angel chick instead of Angela cause of a copyright dispute. Todd McFarlane never even created her and then was douchey enough to not properly pay the guy who did and after well over a decade of litigation the other guy got her rights back and sold them to Marvel as a **** you. So now Disney owns Angela and she's Thor's sister.

Really?
Are they spending budget with Foxx in a film he won't led? Dammit.

Man Todd is a hypocrite.

I also realized that he did a Swollen Members album cover. He totally would, too.

And I forgot but Angela was introduced to the Marvel universe by briefly becoming a Guardian of the Galaxy.

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LOL
C'mon Neil Gaiman you big piece of **** sue Marvel Comics now!

Why would he do that when he was the one who sold Angela to Marvel?