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Anteater 02-16-2020 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2105130)
You told Elph to OD so suck my nuts with your fake bull****.

And I'm not doing it over the stupid argument I'm doing it to cover for my ****ty spelling. You happy now?

I told him to be "careful" where he shoots up if he moved to Denmark and decided to break the law, a theoretical scenario and an obvious snarky joke. He told me to swallow razor blades, which would result in my actual death.

OccultHawk 02-16-2020 07:01 PM

Free Lucem!!!

Anteater 02-16-2020 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2105136)
Free Lucem!!!

I can't even tell who banned him.

The Batlord 02-16-2020 07:09 PM

You can't be a real member of the forum if you haven't been banned at least once.

*golf clap*

Frownland 02-16-2020 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2105136)
Free Lucem!!!

Wow for free? What a steal!

Lucem got the night off, he'll be back.

Anteater 02-16-2020 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2105145)
this is neither here nor there

it's the rape that's like hey not very cool

I was thinking more about those stories that pop up a lot about female teachers in their 20's and 30's who sleep with high school students and then get put away in jail for up to 10 years or more, even in cases of mutual consent.

Obviously rape is a different story, but I've seen the above scenario enough times in the news to think about what a global standard should be, since it varies so much between countries.

Anteater 02-16-2020 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2105147)
death would have been too kind I was hoping for a permanent handicap just banal enough for a long long life

Well we can't all be this guy.


OccultHawk 02-17-2020 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 2104643)

Vice sucks the ding dong on science and health reporting. All living creatures have viruses everywhere. A liter of sea water has more viruses in it than there are people on earth. All the viruses on earth stacked neatly would stretch 100 million light years in space!

OccultHawk 02-17-2020 06:19 PM

I like it too

Neapolitan 02-17-2020 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 2104643)

There so happen to be a facility in Wuhan that was studying viruses Sars. So some were pushing the idea that it was either deliberately or accidentally released from there. Now some are saying that the coronavirus (covid19) was man-made, it was genetically engineered - true/not true idk.

The Batlord 02-18-2020 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 2105251)
There so happen to be a facility in Wuhan that was studying viruses Sars. So some were pushing the idea that it was either deliberately or accidentally released from there. Now some are saying that the coronavirus (covid19) was man-made, it was genetically engineered - true/not true idk.

I heard the same thing yesterday from an old crazy guy talking to a younger crazy guy in a Hardee's dining room.

Anteater 02-18-2020 07:59 AM

It is a little strange that a top of the line research facility (supposedly the only one in China) actually studying and messing with these viruses happens to be in Wuhan and then we get a breakout of exactly that type of highly contagious virus.

But I mean they eat dogs and cats and bats over there too as a matter of course so idk.

OccultHawk 02-18-2020 08:12 AM

People die in Atlanta every day. CDC got some splainin to do.

Frownland 02-18-2020 10:28 AM

If the suspects in the spread of the virus are sloppy Chinese research, people eating bats, or American biological warfare, my money's on the latter with the former two just being gaslighting propaganda.

DwnWthVwls 02-18-2020 11:20 AM

So do you think its reasonable America did 9/11 now? I believe last time we spoke you were giving me crap for believing its likely 9/11 was an inside job despite the lack of evidence.

Frownland 02-18-2020 12:27 PM

To what extent? It's not unlikely that they knew about it and let it happen to exploit it, but I think that people actually want to kill Americans for destabilizing their region because we kind of deserve it.

jwb 02-18-2020 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2105285)
If the suspects in the spread of the virus are sloppy Chinese research, people eating bats, or American biological warfare, my money's on the latter with the former two just being gaslighting propaganda.

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But in Russia the misinformation has been particularly pointed. Russia’s spin doctors have capitalized on the fear and confusion of the epidemic to point the blame at the United States, following a well-established pattern of previous Russian disinformation campaigns and evoking a Cold War-era plot by the KGB to paint HIV as a U.S. biological weapon.

Russia is certainly not alone in promulgating conspiracy theories about the virus. “At the WHO we’re not just battling the virus, we’re also battling the trolls and conspiracy theories that undermine our response,” said World Health Organization chief Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus. But in Russia these theories are appearing on prominent mainstream news discussion shows such as Big Game and Time Will Tell on Channel 1, rather than just being confined to squalid corners of the internet. In late January, the firebrand leader of the far-right Liberal Democratic Party of Russia party told a Moscow radio station that he thought coronavirus was an American bioweapon or a big plot by pharmaceutical companies to get richer.

Russian efforts to undermine Western countries long predates the outbreak of coronavirus. The nature of the messaging and their singling out of the United States are typical of the Kremlin’s disinformation playbook, which loyal editors and producers are well familiar with—and know the political necessity of sticking to.

The overarching theme of the stories that appear across the Russian media, from fringe websites to prime-time television, is that the virus is the product of U.S. labs, intended to kneecap China’s economic development. Some articles have flirted with the idea that Bill Gates or Kremlin nemesis George Soros might have had a hand in the outbreak. In one of the more bizarre turns, a host on Russia’s state-funded Channel 1 floated the idea that the name “coronavirus,” is a veiled reference to its American origins, because U.S. President Donald Trump once handed out crowns at beauty pageants, and corona means crown in Latin. (Coronaviruses are, in fact, a well-established group of viruses whose name is a reference to their shape.)

There is, however, no agreement between Russia’s propagandists about who foretold the virus, with some claiming it was Nostradamus, others say it was the blind Bulgarian mystic Baba Vanga, or maybe even Stephen Hawking.

The Russian messaging fits a now well-established pattern in that it doesn’t look to persuade audiences of a single alternative truth. That would take effort, planning, and persuasion. Modern-day Russian propaganda has instead been described by the Rand Corp. as a “firehose of falsehood,” a steady stream of underdeveloped, sometimes contradictory conspiracy theories intended to exhaust and confuse viewers, making them question the very notion of objective truth itself.
https://foreignpolicy.com/2020/02/14...isinformation/

Frownland 02-18-2020 12:44 PM

I'm aware of kompromat and how its existence is ironically used by politicians to paint themselves as unrealistically noble and innocent.

The Batlord 02-18-2020 01:03 PM

I still don't see the risk/benefit analysis convincing self-serving bureaucrats to sign off on something like that against mother****ing China.

jwb 02-18-2020 01:12 PM

Honestly I think the motive is questionable since it's likely to hurt our economy the long run if it spreads, which is one of the last things the Trump admin wants. It would be a very risky strategy to undertake, in an election year especially.

But even if there's a decent motive that means nothing in the way of actual evidence. There was a clearer motive to stage 9/11 if you want to be real about it.

Frownland 02-18-2020 01:15 PM

Not even an economically damaging number of civilian deaths in a country that's challenging the status quo of American global dominance?

I don't think the US did it though, it's just more probable than those other two theories.

The Batlord 02-18-2020 01:25 PM

Except if we actually killed a significant number of people and China found out and publicized it we become the new Nazi Germany even to our allies and possibly start WW3.

Frownland 02-18-2020 01:26 PM

That's just another Tuesday now.

jwb 02-18-2020 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2105320)
Not even an economically damaging number of civilian deaths in a country that's challenging the status quo of American global dominance?

when you weigh in the risk/benefit analysis, no.

A short term moderate hit to the US economy will hurt Trump more than a short term severe hit to the Chinese economy would help him.

You could suppose they just aren't weighing those options properly, but yea.
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I don't think the US did it though, it's just more probable than those other two theories.
I don't know much about it but I don't see anything particularly implausible about it spreading from bats or some other animal like most of these pandemic scares do.

The Batlord 02-18-2020 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2105326)
That's just another Tuesday now.

Except we do that **** to podunk nations nobody cares about and (probably) not with artificial epidemics. There's a difference between not being hoodwinked by nationalism and "wake up sheeple!"

Frownland 02-18-2020 01:38 PM

I don't think Trump was involved if it happened, he's too chatty.

The bat thing is an appeal to xenophobic prejudices.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2105331)
Except we do that **** to podunk nations nobody cares about and (probably) not with artificial epidemics. There's a difference between not being hoodwinked by nationalism and "wake up sheeple!"

There's a first time for everything.

Anteater 02-18-2020 01:52 PM

The "bat thing" is being reported by all kinds of non-Russian news sources though, including Vox and the NYT.

Frownland 02-18-2020 01:56 PM

That doesn't mean anything.

The Batlord 02-18-2020 01:57 PM

Why you gotta bring Vox into this?

jwb 02-18-2020 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2105332)
The bat thing is an appeal to xenophobic prejudices.

I don't get the connection.

jwb 02-18-2020 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2105345)
those chinese folk sure do eat the kruh-raziest things

Do you have a hard time believing they might eat bats in China?

Frownland 02-18-2020 02:07 PM

I once read a firsthand account of a starving girl and her family eating a rotting chicken fished out from a sewer in China.

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 2105346)

Ngl I'd try it. Gotta be like a basset hound with a lotta good tender meat though.

The Batlord 02-18-2020 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2105345)
those chinese folk sure do eat the kruh-raziest things

I mean it's more like Westerners are oddly restrictive in the meats they're willing to consume but fundamentally true.

Anteater 02-18-2020 02:37 PM

Ironic.

Frownland 02-18-2020 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2105357)
such obnoxious animals tbh

would feel worse about the duck tongue I ate with my Chinese roomate

because ducks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

Duck is too greasy. I think dogs would be like pork.

jwb 02-18-2020 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2105352)
I mean it's more like Westerners are oddly restrictive in the meats they're willing to consume but fundamentally true.

they eat tons of **** that I would want to eat much less than a bat

But the bats could've infected some other animal they eat instead as well. From what I'm reading the reasons for suspecting the virus is from bats originally are purely scientific.

The Batlord 02-18-2020 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2105357)
such obnoxious animals tbh

would feel worse about the duck tongue I ate with my Chinese roomate

because ducks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

I sense someone who didn't grow up with pets. They're usually a sociopathic lot.

jwb 02-18-2020 02:52 PM

I wouldn't be morally put off by eating a dog

I wouldn't wanna eat a dog I knew though

The Batlord 02-18-2020 02:53 PM

I mean but who doesn't like dogs?

jwb 02-18-2020 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2105372)
my exp with dogs as an adult is exclusively them acting all batlorded when I'm just trying to pass their jogging owner on the sidewalk

Dogs can smell sexual predators


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