^exactly (but with coffee spewing out of it's nose)

i love how she wants her children to "evolve" and yet this means nothing to her....as she does not believe in evolution

It is nice when your enemies invalidate their own argument.

Surely this is satire?

nein!.....it was taken from "October 3 edition of Canterbury, New Zealand's Northern Outlook"

i found it here under WTF


Homosexuality will lead to race of super-ducks, claims homeschooler in local newspaper

Seems legit.

she got ducks confused with ****s

I don't know, it just seems a bit hyperbolic to me. But then again, the excerpt was written by a homeschooled fourteen year old girl, so it's probably serious.

Most of the home schooled kids I know aren't nearly, nearly this stupid. Though, many are mentally/learning challenged.

I was homeschooled and contrary to popular belief, we're mostly of average intelligence.

I guess you're the exception? ;)

I found a Japanese newsite that turns stories into overly dramatic comics.
The homo ecce restoration: 漫画の新聞 マンガでèª*むニム¥ãƒ¼ã‚¹ / ã‚*リストに実はヨ メがいた！！
American election: 漫画の新聞 マンガでèª*むニム¥ãƒ¼ã‚¹ / アメリカ合衆国 『第45代大統é*˜ã€
You navigate the comics by clicking the arrow on the left.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc0u612rnO1qi96zo.png

Hey, I was homeschooled too. My mom started homeschooling because I and my developmentally delayed were failing miserably in the school system. My mom couldn't stand the teachers she was dealing with, so she just said, "**** it, there's no way I can do any worse than these fools. I'm doing it myself." :D

Actually, I can believe this news story...

Police: Alanis Morissette music leads to domestic violence | News - Home

I think you win this thread.

Lost boy kept warm by puppies, officials say

This is one of the most adorable things that I've ever read.

Children Flee Movie Theater in Terror After Madagascar 3 Accidentally Replaced with Paranormal Activity 4

Dafuq.

:laughing:

Happy Halloween kiddies...

Oh my God, thats hilarious.

I was wondering, before I read the article, why parents wouldn't just take their children away. I mean, it must have been pretty obvious that the film they were about to watch was NOT going to be Madagascar. I was wondering if any parents were sitting around thinking 'It's ok, the lemur will come on in a minute!'

Even though they say that they only caught the opening two minutes while they removed their children from the cinema, I'm wondering if the warning of the age certificate beforehand and the 'PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4' message before the film even started might not have tipped them off. I mean, whenever I've been to the cinema there seems to be quite a period of time between this and the film starting?

Ja, wouldn't the previews be extremely dissimilar as well? Seeing previews for the Carrie remake and not for Here Comes the Boom would be a pretty good hint that it wasn't the right movie.

:laughing:

Here are several from the past couple of months...


Ancient dopers got their kicks from raw testicles | Reuters

Topless virgins parade in front of Swazi king to celebrate chastity and unity | Mail Online

Warren Thomas Michael III arrested in DUI case also had squirrel inside his shirt | Gainesville.com

A virgin who has 15 children and a woman with size 102ZZZ breasts: New sex series tells stories behind extraordinary conditions | Mail Online

Wakeboarder’s Severed Finger Found In Fish 2 Months After Accident « CBS Seattle

Saddam lookalike attacked by gang who tried to kidnap him and force him to impersonate the dictator in porn film | Mail Online

Hogs eat Oregon farmer | Local & Regional News | KCBY CBS 11 - News, Weather and Sports - Coos Bay - North Bend, OR

Drunk B.C. man burned in a fire, hit by a train in series of unfortunate events | Canada | News | National Post

Model severed, wore his older lover’s testicles, lawyer says at murder trial - NYPOST.com

Mechanic joked that converting campervan into a hearse would kill him... and was first person to use it after fatal heart attack | Mail Online

Italian seismologists jailed on manslaughter charges for inaccurately forecasting an earthquake;

Australian scientists shocked by jailing of Italian seismologists

Shena Hardin, Cleveland woman caught on tape driving on sidewalk, must wear "idiot" sign - Crimesider - CBS News



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Saw that yesterday. Thanks for the vid.

What a freakin moron.

I heard about that a while back. I figured she'd get a fine of some sort, but this is just brilliant. That's what you get ****tard. :laughing:

I just watched a video linked to that page which had an interview with her mother (who was in the Jeep with her) who just flat out lied to the reporter, telling him that it was the first time they had ever done that. Not only do the people in the neighborhood say otherwise, but it's pretty obvious this was something she did on a regular basis based on the fact that the bus driver was sitting there waiting to get a video of it and the cop car was sitting there waiting to pull her over.

:laughing:

I know how annoying buses can be, especially school buses, but serious? Gold medal for strategic stupidity.

Though, court punishment is ridiculous despite it being funny.

Wow. Talk about retarded!
I mean, the whole point of stopping for the school buses is because there are children exiting them and potentially crossing the street. It's a pretty good chance that those children will be crossing the sidewalk at some point. The sidewalk is not a passing lane. I guess she finally had that fact deposited right up her selfish and irresponsible ass.

Woman charged for sex with human skeleton :eek:

If ghosts really do exist I'll bet the ghost of that skeleton is pissed off right now.

A true necrophiliac. Wow.

Meanwhile, in Quebec:

Utility pole in the middle of the highway.

This only happened a few days ago and the pole has since been removed. Still, WTF.

Oh well at least the Quebec drivers of that area finally have a valid excuse for why they drive like maniacs.

I love how the new knowledge base linked your wow to World of Warcraft.


Didn't the guys putting down the road question the presence of a pole? Wouldn't it have taken some effort to actually build the road around the pole? Is this Canadian road worker humour? :usehead:

Yeah. I was driving there last year. Most drivers were okay but some were just idiots. I also think that if they see an Ontario license plate in front of them at an intersection, they think it's okay to lay on the horn if you don't move at the exact second the light turns green. That happened a lot with me.

No, that's just how things are in Quebec :p:

Have you met men?

Yep, saw this.

It boggles the mind.

I don't think it was her mind that she was boggling.

^ Maybe she just wanted to get 'boned'

:D