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Old 01-21-2010, 02:50 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2010, 03:37 AM   #23 (permalink)
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he was busting the trees chestnuts
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Old 01-22-2010, 10:57 PM   #25 (permalink)
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some reason that story reminded me of a Homer & Jethro song


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Old 01-23-2010, 08:01 AM   #26 (permalink)
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did he play safe was it a rubber tree, boom! boom!, or, maybe he was planning a treesome, last one, he said he couldn't see the nudes for the tree's, i'm outta here...........
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:11 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Perhaps he was trying to create an Ent.
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Old 01-29-2010, 02:24 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I ****ed a tree and I liked it
The taste of her cherry bark
I ****ed a tree just to try it
I hope my goat don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right...
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Old 01-29-2010, 12:06 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I'm pretty sure Airdrie is in Scotland. Fuck me. I must come across as a monkey now.


I read this in the paper, last place I expected to read it was here...
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Old 01-29-2010, 05:12 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Who in here is from New zealand?
Because I read a news story today that a New zealand man was caught at an airport with 44 live geckos and skinks in his underwear.


I bet that really tickled. They probably caught him because of excessive and suspicious Teehee's.
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