Man banned from park after trying to have sex with a tree...

Astronomer · 01-29-2010, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Who in here is from New zealand?
Because I read a news story today that a New zealand man was caught at an airport with 44 live geckos and skinks in his underwear.

I bet that really tickled. They probably caught him because of excessive and suspicious Teehee's.

^ Yep, it was a German man and he was caught at Christchurch airport not long before I arrived there! They were concealed in a hand-made package (no pun intended) stuffed into his underwear. He was basically trying to steal the creatures and take them back to Germany.

He's going to spend 14 weeks behind bars and has a hefty fine. Records show that he's been in New Zealand almost twice yearly since 2001, so who knows how long he's been trying to hunt/smuggle protected wildlife out of New Zealand. Poor little things!

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 01-31-2010, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Who in here is from New zealand?
Because I read a news story today that a New zealand man was caught at an airport with 44 live geckos and skinks in his underwear.

I bet that really tickled. They probably caught him because of excessive and suspicious Teehee's.

Oh hell naw! That's so hilarious.

Freebase Dali · 01-31-2010, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lateralus

^ Yep, it was a German man and he was caught at Christchurch airport not long before I arrived there! They were concealed in a hand-made package (no pun intended) stuffed into his underwear. He was basically trying to steal the creatures and take them back to Germany.

He's going to spend 14 weeks behind bars and has a hefty fine. Records show that he's been in New Zealand almost twice yearly since 2001, so who knows how long he's been trying to hunt/smuggle protected wildlife out of New Zealand. Poor little things!

Nooowww it makes sense.
Silly Germans.

Thrice · 02-04-2010, 04:31 AM

it would be pretty sweet to be single handedly responsible for the introduction of a new species into a country, and one hell of a story to tell the grandkids.

Guybrush · 02-04-2010, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Thrice

it would be pretty sweet to be single handedly responsible for the introduction of a new species into a country, and one hell of a story to tell the grandkids.

You might then become single handedly responsible for the extinction of other species in that country

Ecosystems can be fragile.

Freebase Dali · 02-04-2010, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by tore

You might then become single handedly responsible for the extinction of other species in that country

Ecosystems can be fragile.

What an ego booster!

Midi · 02-12-2010, 09:06 AM

He's gotten his fair share of morning wood, wouldn't you say? O__o

TheCunningStunt · 02-18-2010, 08:45 PM

To be totally blunt, It's a hard dilema to be in, I mean it's better than having a woman bark at you for no apparent reason, which begs the question, should all men be branching off into other sources of sexual pleasure? It all stems from the man's family roots I guess.

But to be blunt again, I definitely wood shag a tree.

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02-12-2010, 09:06 AM	#37 (permalink)
Midi Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 57	He's gotten his fair share of morning wood, wouldn't you say? O__o

02-18-2010, 08:45 PM	#38 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	To be totally blunt, It's a hard dilema to be in, I mean it's better than having a woman bark at you for no apparent reason, which begs the question, should all men be branching off into other sources of sexual pleasure? It all stems from the man's family roots I guess. But to be blunt again, I definitely wood shag a tree.