War on Thanksgiving

**Frownland** · 11-13-2014, 07:25 PM

Have you noticed that Christmas is coming earlier each year? Seems especially early to me this year. November is the month of Thanksgiving, let Christmas wait its turn. That fat Santa fuck will be eating his cookies soon, let's make it more about becoming an even fatter fuck than Santa (Satan? Oh shit). It just goes to show that the priorities of the nation are materialistic. You care more about getting free shit and eating a shitload and fattening yourself up more than just the fattening yourself up part? You get to do it twice, motherfuckers, let's take this month back for the turkey with bread crumbs stuffed up its ass. It's time to end this war on Thanksgiving, where the devil is taking the giving out thanksgiving and thanks too because that makes it sound pretty bad since you won't even be saying thanks when you get things but you also won't be giving things, so it's pretty bad, dude.

Save your Christmas boner for December, cocksuckers.

Say a prayer for November.

GuD · 11-13-2014, 07:33 PM

Aren't you the guy who said you hold grudges against people who give ****ty gifts this time last year? lol.

I like the festivities of both but Christmas doesn't involve horrifying levels of turkey slaughtering.

The Batlord · 11-13-2014, 07:44 PM

Thanksgiving is for losers.

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

I like the festivities of both but Christmas doesn't involve horrifying levels of turkey slaughtering.

Yeah it does. My family eats turkey for Christmas all the time. Either that or ham. So I guess the massacre is divided between turkeys and pigs.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 11-13-2014, 07:48 PM

thanksgiving is for eating fattening food in commemoration of the white man's victory over the native primitives that inhabited this land before us.

ladyislingering · 11-13-2014, 07:51 PM

GuD · 11-13-2014, 07:53 PM

I should post my recipe for stuffed acorn squash... s'quite the filling entree, super healthy, and totally a thanksgiving kind of dish.

The Batlord · 11-13-2014, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

thanksgiving is for eating fattening food in commemoration of the white man's victory over the native primitives that inhabited this land before us.

You're right. Thanksgiving is glorious.

DwnWthVwls · 11-13-2014, 07:54 PM

F*ck Thanksgiving...

Pet_Sounds · 11-13-2014, 08:18 PM

Well, you Yanks are so backwards; you have it a month later than you should.

The Batlord · 11-13-2014, 08:23 PM

They're different holidays with different histories, you twit. They just have the same name. And I don't even know why Canadians even celebrate Thanksgiving. They still have to live in Canada.

11-13-2014, 07:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	War on Thanksgiving Have you noticed that Christmas is coming earlier each year? Seems especially early to me this year. November is the month of Thanksgiving, let Christmas wait its turn. That fat Santa fuck will be eating his cookies soon, let's make it more about becoming an even fatter fuck than Santa (Satan? Oh shit). It just goes to show that the priorities of the nation are materialistic. You care more about getting free shit and eating a shitload and fattening yourself up more than just the fattening yourself up part? You get to do it twice, motherfuckers, let's take this month back for the turkey with bread crumbs stuffed up its ass. It's time to end this war on Thanksgiving, where the devil is taking the giving out thanksgiving and thanks too because that makes it sound pretty bad since you won't even be saying thanks when you get things but you also won't be giving things, so it's pretty bad, dude. Save your Christmas boner for December, cocksuckers. Say a prayer for November. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-13-2014, 07:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	__________________ You and I, We were born to die.

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Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,489	Well, you Yanks are so backwards; you have it a month later than you should. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

11-13-2014, 07:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Aren't you the guy who said you hold grudges against people who give ****ty gifts this time last year? lol. I like the festivities of both but Christmas doesn't involve horrifying levels of turkey slaughtering.

11-13-2014, 07:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	thanksgiving is for eating fattening food in commemoration of the white man's victory over the native primitives that inhabited this land before us.

11-13-2014, 07:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	I should post my recipe for stuffed acorn squash... s'quite the filling entree, super healthy, and totally a thanksgiving kind of dish.