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Chula Vista 11-09-2016 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1767692)
You being wrong is still the best thing to come out of this election.

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Neapolitan 11-09-2016 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1767700)

That is Truman performing a satiric bow for Christof, who was the producer of the Truman Show in the movie of the same name. Truman realize he was living a lie and nothing offered to him by Christof would entice him to continue living it. The long and the short of the Truman Show is to wake up and start to question the things that are spoon fed to us by the media.

djchameleon 11-09-2016 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1767467)
So is Qwerty becoming Lil' Goofle?

Accurate, he might as well just change his name to Lil' Goofle

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1767432)
John Oliver sucks.

:crazy:

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1767437)
And yet he's one of the best journalists in the game.

I do wish he'd do something on GMOs but I think he's avoiding it to keep his fanbase.

Agreed also I feel like he's done one on GMOs. Lemme look it up.
hmmm don't see it.

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1767587)
Right? The correct word is xenophobia.

^This.

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1767626)
Is Melania Trump now the hottest First Lady?

This is purely a preference thing but Michelle gets number one position, then Jackie O, then Melania.

If you said Ivanka is the hottest first daughter then that'd be true.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 11-09-2016 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1767798)
Accurate, he might as well just change his name to Lil' Goofle

:ar_15s:

The Batlord 11-09-2016 04:44 PM

Michelle isn't even that great looking. I mean she's alright, but she can't **** with Jackie O or Melania.

Frownland 11-09-2016 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1767805)
Michelle isn't even that great looking. I mean she's alright, but she can't **** with Jackie O or Melania.

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Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 11-09-2016 04:46 PM

I always found Michelle looked a little too manly.

The Batlord 11-09-2016 04:48 PM

I'd **** her daughters though.

Cuthbert 11-09-2016 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1767813)
I'd **** her daughters though.

One of them is 15.

Lil' Chula.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 11-09-2016 04:52 PM

^

The Batlord 11-09-2016 04:54 PM

I didn't know they were that old already. Interest lost.

djchameleon 11-09-2016 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1767805)
Michelle isn't even that great looking. I mean she's alright, but she can't **** with Jackie O or Melania.

Michelle's body is so smoking though. Melania just looks like run of the mill Euro-trash model.

Frownland 11-09-2016 05:09 PM

I can get behind that booty if you know what I mean.

Chula Vista 11-09-2016 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1767846)
I can get behind that booty if you know what I mean.

Not to mention you know that she's 100% the boss in the sack. No questions asked.

Frownland 11-09-2016 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1767852)
Not to mention you know that she's 100% the boss in the sack. No questions asked.

Knowing Obama she probably wears the pants. I'm more dom than sub, maybe I should rethink this.

Chula Vista 11-09-2016 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1767853)
I'm more dom than sub, maybe I should rethink this.

Don't rethink it. Just go sub and thank me later.

Frownland 11-09-2016 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1767855)
Don't rethink it. Just go sub and thank me later.

:laughing: it's not an assumption, I speak from experience. Not my thing.

djchameleon 11-09-2016 05:32 PM

Be a switch like me. I prefer Sub but can Dom when I need to.

Cuthbert 11-09-2016 05:34 PM

Wonder what President Trump likes?

Frownland 11-09-2016 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1767873)
Wonder what President Trump likes?

Dirty talk and role-playing (Melania dresses up like a bald eagle and he dresses up like someone who doesn't have a tic tac dick).

The Batlord 11-09-2016 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1767873)
Wonder what President Trump likes?

I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say he likes being called President Trump. OMG even after he's gone they'll still call him President Trump for the rest of time.

Chula Vista 11-09-2016 05:46 PM

Webster is scrambling to re-define GREAT, HUGE, UNBELIEVABLE, TREMENDOUS, THOUSANDS, BAD, MESS, DISASTER, TERRIBLE, and WINNING so that our 45th president of the United States, Donald Trump....

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won't sound so hyperbolic every time he gives a speech.

(and they had just finalized a revision on WINNING due to Charlie Sheen. Back to the table folks.)

Frownland 11-09-2016 05:49 PM

The media is full of crocodile tears imo. They're happy for a Trump presidency because reporting is going to be so damn easy that we're going to forget what a slow news day is like.

Frownland 11-09-2016 05:57 PM

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What follows is my 100-day action plan to Make America Great Again. It is a contract between myself and the American voter — and begins with restoring honesty, accountability and change to Washington

Therefore, on the first day of my term of office, my administration will immediately pursue the following six measures to clean up the corruption and special interest collusion in Washington, DC:

* FIRST, propose a Constitutional Amendment to impose term limits on all members of Congress;

* SECOND, a hiring freeze on all federal employees to reduce federal workforce through attrition (exempting military, public safety, and public health);

* THIRD, a requirement that for every new federal regulation, two existing regulations must be eliminated;

* FOURTH, a 5 year-ban on White House and Congressional officials becoming lobbyists after they leave government service;

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* FIFTH, a lifetime ban on White House officials lobbying on behalf of a foreign government;

* SIXTH, a complete ban on foreign lobbyists raising money for American elections.

On the same day, I will begin taking the following 7 actions to protect American workers:

* FIRST, I will announce my intention to renegotiate NAFTA or withdraw from the deal under Article 2205

* SECOND, I will announce our withdrawal from the Trans-Pacific Partnership

* THIRD, I will direct my Secretary of the Treasury to label China a currency manipulator

* FOURTH, I will direct the Secretary of Commerce and U.S. Trade Representative to identify all foreign trading abuses that unfairly impact American workers and direct them to use every tool under American and international law to end those abuses immediately

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* FIFTH, I will lift the restrictions on the production of $50 trillion dollars' worth of job-producing American energy reserves, including shale, oil, natural gas and clean coal.

* SIXTH, lift the Obama-Clinton roadblocks and allow vital energy infrastructure projects, like the Keystone Pipeline, to move forward

* SEVENTH, cancel billions in payments to U.N. climate change programs and use the money to fix America's water and environmental infrastructure

Additionally, on the first day, I will take the following five actions to restore security and the constitutional rule of law:

* FIRST, cancel every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama

* SECOND, begin the process of selecting a replacement for Justice Scalia from one of the 20 judges on my list, who will uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States

* THIRD, cancel all federal funding to Sanctuary Cities

* FOURTH, begin removing the more than 2 million criminal illegal immigrants from the country and cancel visas to foreign countries that won't take them back

* FIFTH, suspend immigration from terror-prone regions where vetting cannot safely occur. All vetting of people coming into our country will be considered extreme vetting.

Next, I will work with Congress to introduce the following broader legislative measures and fight for their passage within the first 100 days of my Administration:

Middle Class Tax Relief And Simplification Act. An economic plan designed to grow the economy 4% per year and create at least 25 million new jobs through massive tax reduction and simplification, in combination with trade reform, regulatory relief, and lifting the restrictions on American energy. The largest tax reductions are for the middle class. A middle-class family with 2 children will get a 35% tax cut. The current number of brackets will be reduced from 7 to 3, and tax forms will likewise be greatly simplified. The business rate will be lowered from 35 to 15 percent, and the trillions of dollars of American corporate money overseas can now be brought back at a 10 percent rate.
End The Offshoring Act. Establishes tariffs to discourage companies from laying off their workers in order to relocate in other countries and ship their products back to the U.S. tax-free.
American Energy & Infrastructure Act. Leverages public-private partnerships, and private investments through tax incentives, to spur $1 trillion in infrastructure investment over 10 years. It is revenue neutral.
School Choice And Education Opportunity Act. Redirects education dollars to give parents the right to send their kid to the public, private, charter, magnet, religious or home school of their choice. Ends common core, brings education supervision to local communities. It expands vocational and technical education, and make 2 and 4-year college more affordable.
Repeal and Replace Obamacare Act. Fully repeals Obamacare and replaces it with Health Savings Accounts, the ability to purchase health insurance across state lines, and lets states manage Medicaid funds. Reforms will also include cutting the red tape at the FDA: there are over 4,000 drugs awaiting approval, and we especially want to speed the approval of life-saving medications.
Affordable Childcare and Eldercare Act. Allows Americans to deduct childcare and elder care from their taxes, incentivizes employers to provide on-side childcare services, and creates tax-free Dependent Care Savings Accounts for both young and elderly dependents, with matching contributions for low-income families.
End Illegal Immigration Act Fully-funds the construction of a wall on our southern border with the full understanding that the country Mexico will be reimbursing the United States for the full cost of such wall; establishes a 2-year mandatory minimum federal prison sentence for illegally re-entering the U.S. after a previous deportation, and a 5-year mandatory minimum for illegally re-entering for those with felony convictions, multiple misdemeanor convictions or two or more prior deportations; also reforms visa rules to enhance penalties for overstaying and to ensure open jobs are offered to American workers first.
Restoring Community Safety Act. Reduces surging crime, drugs and violence by creating a Task Force On Violent Crime and increasing funding for programs that train and assist local police; increases resources for federal law enforcement agencies and federal prosecutors to dismantle criminal gangs and put violent offenders behind bars.
Restoring National Security Act. Rebuilds our military by eliminating the defense sequester and expanding military investment; provides Veterans with the ability to receive public VA treatment or attend the private doctor of their choice; protects our vital infrastructure from cyber-attack; establishes new screening procedures for immigration to ensure those who are admitted to our country support our people and our values
Clean up Corruption in Washington Act. Enacts new ethics reforms to Drain the Swamp and reduce the corrupting influence of special interests on our politics.
On November 8th, Americans will be voting for this 100-day plan to restore prosperity to our economy, security to our communities, and honesty to our government.

This is my pledge to you.

And if we follow these steps, we will once more have a government of, by and for the people.
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The Batlord 11-09-2016 06:19 PM

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Exo 11-09-2016 06:39 PM

Gee, I wonder what unconstitutional executive actions, memorandum and orders from Obama he's planning on reversing?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 11-09-2016 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1767877)
Dirty talk and role-playing (Melania dresses up like a bald eagle and he dresses up like someone who doesn't have a tic tac dick).

Almost sig worthy... almost.

Tristan_Geoff 11-09-2016 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1767932)
Gee, I wonder what unconstitutional executive actions, memorandum and orders from Obama he's planning on reversing?

Please enlighten me regardless of my obliviousness. I even tried looking it up earlier to remember but all I could recollect from past memory was the gun thing a few months ago.

Frownland 11-09-2016 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1767970)
Please enlighten me regardless of my obliviousness. I even tried looking it up earlier to remember but all I could recollect from past memory was the gun thing a few months ago.

Lol and I'm pretty sure no one read that because it boiled down to "we will enforce the laws that are already on the books".

Xurtio 11-09-2016 08:12 PM

All amendments besides I and II, obvs. Thanks Obama.

The Batlord 11-10-2016 02:35 PM

It just occurred to me, if Trump gets shot in office there will be memes saying "Donald! Duck!" So this is now officially more important than any of us.

Frownland 11-10-2016 02:43 PM

My mortgage company is expecting a boost in business from people emigrating to Canada and selling their houses. I might be hired to full time.

Donald Trump helped me get a better paying job.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 11-10-2016 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1768151)
My mortgage company is expecting a boost in business from people emigrating to Canada and selling their houses. I might be hired to full time.

Donald Trump helped me get a better paying job.

America is already becoming great again.

The Batlord 11-10-2016 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1768151)
My mortgage company is expecting a boost in business from people emigrating to Canada and selling their houses. I might be hired to full time.

Donald Trump helped me get a better paying job.

Your mortgage company is retarded.

Frownland 11-10-2016 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1768155)
Your mortgage company is already experiencing that boost.

I know. Prop 64 helped too.

The Batlord 11-10-2016 02:58 PM

Yeah there's no way any significant amount of people are moving to Canada over this.

Frownland 11-10-2016 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1768157)
Yeah there's no way any significant amount of people are moving to Canada over this.

I live in San Diego.

The Batlord 11-10-2016 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1768158)
I live in San Diego.

Fair. I still say your mortgage company is dumb. Maybe a few ridiculous people were willing to uproot themselves over an election but I imagine that group will be small and very short lived.

Blank. 11-10-2016 03:05 PM

Anyone who decides to leave cause of this, here's what I think.


Frownland 11-10-2016 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1768160)
Fair. I still say your mortgage company is dumb. Maybe a few ridiculous people were willing to uproot themselves over an election but I imagine that group will be small and very short lived.

A few very expensive houses does a lot for the company.


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