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Old 08-15-2018, 06:44 PM   #1261 (permalink)
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I always assumed the holy water was filthy. This anecdote proves my theory.
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Old 08-15-2018, 06:49 PM   #1262 (permalink)
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I'm sure he cleaned his holy with the holy water too.
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Old 08-16-2018, 04:12 AM   #1263 (permalink)
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Critics slam Vatican's 'disturbing' silence on abuse cover-ups

Pope Francis the great liberal reformer enables kiddie ****ers.

Catholicism is some sick disgusting ****.
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Old 08-19-2018, 10:09 PM   #1264 (permalink)
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The Pennsylvania thing is just the tip.
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Old 08-19-2018, 10:25 PM   #1265 (permalink)
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Corporate religion has hijacked the moral compass of the masses.
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Old 08-19-2018, 10:39 PM   #1266 (permalink)
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Just saw this on an atheist bud's social media. Lulzy title.
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Old 05-15-2019, 07:54 PM   #1267 (permalink)
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I want to see the preserved/desiccated/whatever heart of a saint. I hear there's one on tour somewhere.
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Old 07-11-2019, 09:16 PM   #1268 (permalink)
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Reading this thread now, what a disaster! Anyone here actually a Christian?
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Old 07-11-2019, 09:39 PM   #1269 (permalink)
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Reading this thread now, what a disaster! Anyone here actually a Christian?
Anybody who claims to be religious on this message board almost always ends up looking like a piece of sh*t at some point. In a way, it's what makes them human.
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Old 07-11-2019, 09:57 PM   #1270 (permalink)
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Is being a god a form of religion?
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