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Old 05-30-2016, 06:00 PM   #281 (permalink)
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The Gnostic Gospels are a crazy read. Isn't there one verse in the gospel of Thomas where kid Jesus makes another kid whithered and old because he splashed in his puddles?
Yes the are a wild read they even tell you to hate your parents too. But nailing it all in one book is funny yes. But really I honestly believe in God I just feel like the guest list in heaven might surprise the super self righteous.
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Old 05-30-2016, 06:01 PM   #282 (permalink)
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Jesus made you whithered and old?
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Old 05-30-2016, 06:02 PM   #283 (permalink)
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Does a belief in God necessarily mean a belief in heaven and/or hell?
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Old 05-30-2016, 06:03 PM   #284 (permalink)
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Old 05-30-2016, 06:04 PM   #285 (permalink)
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Does a belief in God necessarily mean a belief in heaven and/or hell?
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Idk man I sin a ****load if we're going by the book. Jesus and I are bros.
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This. Jesus came to call the sinner, not the righteous.
Because the sinner is willing .
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Yes, no, maybe. If you have an answer spit it out.
I believe God has two sides as we all do because we are made in his image.Im not sure hell is an actual destination but something you carry with you. Heaven is much harder to carry with you in a world this hellish.
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