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Old 05-30-2016, 06:14 PM   #301 (permalink)
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This. Jesus came to call the sinner, not the righteous.
My sin is to rape his whore of a mother (****ing every god in town- wash out your beaver!) so I guess I'm golden.
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Old 05-30-2016, 06:14 PM   #302 (permalink)
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The only hell mentioned in the bible is "living without gods light", so atheists do live in hell already. Unless God is serious about the loving all of his children thing, that is.

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Old 05-30-2016, 06:14 PM   #303 (permalink)
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Exactly. Just because God can do a thing doesn't mean He will do that thing.
You didn't say "will". You said "can".
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-30-2016, 06:16 PM   #304 (permalink)
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He wants you willingly not as a slave.
First he's going to have to lick off my nutsac.
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Old 05-30-2016, 06:18 PM   #305 (permalink)
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Why do you assume I'm drunk?
Oh you ninjaed me boo that was for frown you just up tell u been drinking.
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Old 05-30-2016, 06:18 PM   #306 (permalink)
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Old 05-30-2016, 06:19 PM   #307 (permalink)
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Well then maybe he shouldn't use the word "worship". Kinda sends the wrong signals.
I agree.
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Old 05-30-2016, 06:20 PM   #308 (permalink)
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My sin is to rape his whore of a mother (****ing every god in town- wash out your beaver!) so I guess I'm golden.
So like why did you choose your sn? Im curious subject change for you because its obvious you cant be tolerant of Christianity and peoples moms.
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Old 05-30-2016, 06:21 PM   #309 (permalink)
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