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Old 05-24-2016, 05:32 PM   #41 (permalink)
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i love this guy, he was an 80s pop star in lebanon and now he's a priest who sings about the greatness of almighty allah (jesus)

every time he says allah i *** a little in my pants
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Old 05-24-2016, 05:33 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Old 05-24-2016, 05:34 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Why is breaking chastity bad, not counting adultery?
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Old 05-24-2016, 05:41 PM   #44 (permalink)
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allah means god

you just said god and god
I just said god and towelhead god. There's a difference.

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Christianity teaches that it is a sin against chastity, so, if nothing else, the imago dei is the victim.
But didn't you admit to being a fan of jizzing dicks earlier today? Are you suffering from Stockholm Syndrome? Blink once for yes, and twice for no.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-24-2016, 05:49 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Did I write "me" or "I" in that? I was addressing you. And more generally, I was addressing the aesthetic, as it were, in porn of bigger, more beautiful dicks and more massive cumshots.
Regardless, you claimed to be sexually attracted to men.
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Okay, so, here's a question: is gay sex wrong because God said so, or did God say that gay sex was wrong because it is?

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Did I write "me" or "I" in that? I was addressing you. And more generally, I was addressing the aesthetic, as it were, in porn of bigger, more beautiful dicks and more massive cumshots.
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Old 05-24-2016, 05:49 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Homosexual attraction isn't sinful. Acting on those impulses are.
Ah, it's making sense now. Self-hating gay.
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