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Old 06-02-2016, 11:10 AM   #561 (permalink)
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according to science I am lactose intolerant, I have CRSD, ADD, HVS, OCD, short cited etc etc.
What does that have to do with religion?
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Old 06-02-2016, 11:11 AM   #562 (permalink)
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...short cited etc etc.
Does that mean your footnotes aren't long enough?
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Old 06-02-2016, 11:13 AM   #563 (permalink)
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lol

I think he was reading the Dreams thread this morning.
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Old 06-02-2016, 11:14 AM   #564 (permalink)
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Does that mean your footnotes aren't long enough?
FFS Jansz, I was so excited to make that joke and you beat me to it, jerk.
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Old 06-02-2016, 11:39 AM   #565 (permalink)
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Believing babies are magically poofed into existence without sexual intercourse demonstrates shallow, childish thinking.
It can happen, not with humans of course but there is such a thing as "virgin birth" in the natural world.
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Old 06-02-2016, 11:45 AM   #566 (permalink)
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Anyone can say those things.
I guess the only thing represented by Religion is the negative stuff. You can go to Bible school and they can tell you are full of wonder, intelligent, beautiful, courageous, strong, and (to paraphrase) full of potential to do good. In a way it is like a drill sergeant, it breaks you down and then builds you up. It makes you Gung ho to go out and fight the evils in the world. Not through war, but through righting the wrongs in the world. Like feeding the hungry. Forgiving and forgetting.

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I had christianity forced down my throat for a long time. I've been to bible school. My Uncle was the Pastor. My Grandmother made me go to church 2-3 times a week. Organized religion is the earliest form of fear mongering, but the elements of peace are intertwined into so much bullshit, it's almost impossible to distinguish between what's absurd and what's cold hard fact.
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Old 06-02-2016, 12:08 PM   #568 (permalink)
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I grew up in a Christian household as well. My family still thinks I'm Christian because I don't want them to worry about me going to imaginary hell and getting butt****ed by the devil.
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They never said that was an option. Que the gay porn music.

...wait. Is Beelzey a dude even? Which bathroom does it use?
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It can happen, not with humans of course but there is such a thing as "virgin birth" in the natural world.
No magic there though.
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