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Old 06-10-2016, 03:42 PM   #1051 (permalink)
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why does god hate sluts?
Jesus loves sluts. Mary Magdalene. You know he ****ed her in the ass.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-10-2016, 03:47 PM   #1052 (permalink)
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Jesus loves sluts. Mary Magdalene. You know he ****ed her in the ass.
jesus =/= god.
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Old 06-10-2016, 03:57 PM   #1053 (permalink)
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jesus =/= god.
Well duh. Otherwise the conception of Jesus would have been incest.
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i thought christians believe that jesus = god = the holy spirit, no?
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Old 06-10-2016, 04:07 PM   #1055 (permalink)
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i thought christians believe that jesus = god = the holy spirit, no?
That ****'s more entwined than a redneck's family tree.
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Old 06-10-2016, 04:10 PM   #1056 (permalink)
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i'm so confused. so christians don't believe that jesus is god?
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Old 06-10-2016, 04:26 PM   #1057 (permalink)
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i'm so confused. so christians don't believe that jesus is god?
God gave birth to Jesus, but Jesus is God, so Jesus gave birth to himself. The Christian family tree is a circle.
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Old 06-10-2016, 04:38 PM   #1058 (permalink)
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God gave birth to Jesus, but Jesus is God, so Jesus gave birth to himself.
of course. that is so logical. that makes so much sense. how can anyone NOT be a christian?!
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Old 06-10-2016, 05:32 PM   #1059 (permalink)
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of course. that is so logical. that makes so much sense. how can anyone NOT be a christian?!
Dude, have you seen the Virgin Mary's tits? They can turn a fag straight.
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Old 06-10-2016, 05:42 PM   #1060 (permalink)
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Dude, have you seen the Virgin Mary's tits? They can turn a fag straight.
no they can't
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