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View Poll Results: What should we do about capitalism?
Replace it with socialism, through parliamentary reforms 4 17.39%
Replace it with socialism, through revolution 3 13.04%
Use more public regulations to counteract some of its consequences 9 39.13%
Scale down public regulations to let the free market run its course 5 21.74%
Nothing, itís fine as it is 2 8.70%
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Old 07-27-2017, 02:32 PM   #91 (permalink)
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Someone owns that Burger King. **** his daughter. Seed the bitch up, son.
It's owned by Carrol's Restaurant Group. They have a Wikipedia entry and are publicly traded on NASDAQ. And they're based in Syracuse.

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I don't think my dick is sufficient to **** every shareholder's daughter.
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Old 07-27-2017, 02:39 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Make it your life's mission

Google them down

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They'll pay for you to visit wherever they are

You got this. I can already feel the pussy vicariously.
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Old 07-27-2017, 02:48 PM   #93 (permalink)
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You got this. I can already feel the pussy vicariously.
That sounds legally dubious tbh. Especially since different states probably have different laws on what constitutes stalking.
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Old 07-27-2017, 02:54 PM   #94 (permalink)
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Wow. You are seriously chicken ****.
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Old 07-27-2017, 02:56 PM   #95 (permalink)
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My bad. Should I hide in their bushes and take notes on their interests and hobbies for future exploitation?
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Old 07-27-2017, 03:16 PM   #96 (permalink)
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Nat Turner tracked down and raped his former master's daughter who had befriended him and patiently taught him to read. After raping her he smashed her head in with a fence post. The experience was probably more liberating for her than it was for him. They both found it cathartic and necessary.
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But I don't want to rape and murder anybody. I just want to pee in their milk and steal their TV on my way out while she's lying comatose in post-Batlord euphoria.
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Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.
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Old 07-27-2017, 04:40 PM   #99 (permalink)
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But what if I can be a ****boy and get a harem of yuppie sluts addicted to the Bat-dick who I can borrow money from and never pay back?
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You don't borrow it. Just take it as a gift.
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