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Political discourse in 2017.

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Breaking News: Jeff Sessions has offered to resign.

Can you imagine? Trump already lost his National Security Advisor and now might lose his Attorney General in his first half year in office.

And multiple sources are reporting that Comey is going to deny ever telling Trump that he was not under inverstigation, let alone 3 times.

And Trump can't stop tweeting "TRAVEL BAN" even though he's being advised by everyone not to use those particular words because it gives the courts an easy out to strike it down.

lol

My first reaction to Sessions was is he still in there. That such a major c*nt could be so deep in the back of my mind shows to me how insane this has been. It's like if Faulkner had written The Godfather.

Yeah I heard the Sessions thing earlier. I hope he seriously considers it because **** that guy.

Word is that his and Trump's relationship has gotten really bad with lots of behind closed doors heated exchanges. Trump is still really pissed that Sessions recused himself. He wants his staff to be loyal to him first and not the official duties of the political office that they hold.

Don't start spelling it correctly. It ruins the entire post.