Is Time An Illusion?

**Frownland** · 11-15-2017, 11:10 PM

The M stands for Mein Kampf.

Maajo · 11-16-2017, 01:12 AM

It does, at least the way that we perceive it. Maybe trees or turtles are really intelligent beings, and they perceive time in a way far more advanced than we do. What if we're not advanced enough to comprehend 99.9% of the things in this universe? It's crazy, but there's a lot of uncertainty.

RL Clown · 11-30-2017, 04:23 PM

Thank you for making this thread... Time was created by a bunch of evil and greedy human beings... They wanted people to work faster, so that they could earn profit faster. If some people didn't work fast enough, they were labelled as "losers" and they were fired. Time is just an illusion that whips human beings in the back and forces them to work faster. I know this very well because I am a slow person. Many people say that I am too slow and I need to hurry up. But a man with a dog actually gave me a compliment... He said that I was walking too fast and I needed to slow down! No, it wasn't sarcasm... He meant it from the bottom of his heart!

**Frownland** · 11-30-2017, 04:24 PM

There's always a slower fish.

The Batlord · 11-30-2017, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by RL Clown

Thank you for making this thread... Time was created by a bunch of evil and greedy human beings... They wanted people to work faster, so that they could earn profit faster. If some people didn't work fast enough, they were labelled as "losers" and they were fired. Time is just an illusion that whips human beings in the back and forces them to work faster. I know this very well because I am a slow person. Many people say that I am too slow and I need to hurry up. But a man with a dog actually gave me a compliment... He said that I was walking too fast and I needed to slow down! No, it wasn't sarcasm... He meant it from the bottom of his heart!

Oriphiel · 12-01-2017, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by RL Clown

Thank you for making this thread... Time was created by a bunch of evil and greedy human beings... They wanted people to work faster, so that they could earn profit faster. If some people didn't work fast enough, they were labelled as "losers" and they were fired. Time is just an illusion that whips human beings in the back and forces them to work faster. I know this very well because I am a slow person. Many people say that I am too slow and I need to hurry up. But a man with a dog actually gave me a compliment... He said that I was walking too fast and I needed to slow down! No, it wasn't sarcasm... He meant it from the bottom of his heart!

Please never stop posting.

RL Clown · 12-01-2017, 05:07 PM

^
I can be a genius. I actually make some very intelligent posts, but then they get shipped off into outer space. They get lost in another dimension.

Oriphiel · 12-02-2017, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by RL Clown

^
I can be a genius. I actually make some very intelligent posts, but then they get shipped off into outer space. They get lost in another dimension.

Ah, I see. You only look like an idiot because lovecraftian horrors keeping stealing your intelligent posts, probably high fiving each other in the locker room afterwards. Thanks for clearing that up.

The Batlord · 12-02-2017, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Ah, I see. You only look like an idiot because lovecraftian horrors keeping stealing your intelligent posts, probably high fiving each other in the locker room afterwards. Thanks for clearing that up.

That's a pretty offensively anthropocentric view of jocularity. How do you know they have five fingers?

Oriphiel · 12-02-2017, 04:08 AM

I didn't say they were high fiving with their hands.

11-15-2017, 11:10 PM	#71 (permalink)
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11-30-2017, 04:24 PM	#74 (permalink)
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11-16-2017, 01:12 AM	#72 (permalink)
Maajo Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: Colorado Posts: 513	It does, at least the way that we perceive it. Maybe trees or turtles are really intelligent beings, and they perceive time in a way far more advanced than we do. What if we're not advanced enough to comprehend 99.9% of the things in this universe? It's crazy, but there's a lot of uncertainty.

11-30-2017, 04:23 PM	#73 (permalink)
RL Clown Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 182	Thank you for making this thread... Time was created by a bunch of evil and greedy human beings... They wanted people to work faster, so that they could earn profit faster. If some people didn't work fast enough, they were labelled as "losers" and they were fired. Time is just an illusion that whips human beings in the back and forces them to work faster. I know this very well because I am a slow person. Many people say that I am too slow and I need to hurry up. But a man with a dog actually gave me a compliment... He said that I was walking too fast and I needed to slow down! No, it wasn't sarcasm... He meant it from the bottom of his heart!

12-01-2017, 05:07 PM	#77 (permalink)
RL Clown Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 182	^ I can be a genius. I actually make some very intelligent posts, but then they get shipped off into outer space. They get lost in another dimension.