How the **** am I abrasive you assrag.

:laughing: Assrag.

Let's just hope that the assrag isn't also abrasive. That could leave a rash.

if you need an abrasive assrag, a rash is the last of your problems.

Better than a raggedy ass.

Well, since I have no idea what a raggedy ass would even look like, I'll have to take your word for it.

It would look like this, except it would be an ass:

http://thebeat.iloveny.com/wp-conten...n-and-andy.jpg

Perhaps more like this? (Though abandoned/neglected/abused donkeys are no laughing matter...)
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...7RKTFi3N6N-oBw

You are all one of my favorite people on here.
Man, this is way too easy.

I agree, an abandoned ass is no ass at all.

Freebase Dali: You are easily in my top 200 favourite posters on MB.

I appreciate that, coming from someone who is also in my top 200 favorite posters on MB. We are practically acquaintances!

Alfred cool avatar.

Fractions in Bilbo's Farewell Speech - YouTube

If I ever get married, I'm so gonna put that in a speech. Bilbo kicks ass.

I'll continue where I left off.

The Batlord - One of the most hilariously bright person on here if not the most. I don't think I've met someone who can pull off puns as well as you do. You're also really cool and approachable, and one of my favourite posters here. Always gets me laughing.

Burning Down - A really naturally nice person that shines your confidence. Has a light attitude and smart but doesn't overdo it. It's almost perfect and it's what makes you stand out. Not many people have that quality. I hope to get to know you better.

Unknown Soldier - Seems very educated and a great debater without holding grudges. I really enjoyed intensely debating with you in The Wild and Wacky World of the Middle East. You make great points, intelligently. Under appreciated member.

Urban Hatemonger? Somehow this guy seems to turn a contemptuous attitude hilarious and attractive to read. He doesn't seem to care about that even, which somehow makes it more attractive. I love reading your posts. Also one of the most hilarious members on here. Seems to make sense. I do find it hard to approach you but I never have so I can't say much.

Freebase Dali - Definitely an intelligent member. Can be brutally honest, harshly critical but despite it he's willing to accept someone for that and still make friends. Don't get me wrong, it's really an admirable quality, not many people will do that. I remember my first argument, it was with you and Hermione when I first got here. I enjoyed it and liked both of you for it. Haha.

Plankton - I don't see you much around but you seem very nice and have a lot to offer this forum. You deserve new member of the year award.

Fred - Gotten to know this guy a bit better and realised, he really has a mixture of great qualities. Great to have a conversation with, and humorous. Polite and cool when expressing opinions. Kind of mysterious by not having an avatar. I'd definitely go out for a beer with this guy. :beer:

I have been posting on here for a couple of months now so I think I have a rough idea of what a lot of you are like (on here at least)

Trollheart - Genuinely nice guy, very witty. One of my favourite posters on here and I have got a lot of respect for him. Villa fan too :cool:

Goofle11 - Funny guy, I enjoy the debates that go on on here. Very smart and knowledgeable on music.

Sparky - Cool as fuck. Seems like the sort of guy I would get on well with and smoke a zoot with in real life. Similar taste in music to me although he knows more than I do.

Lisnaholic - Comes across as very polite and respectful, seems like she wouldn't harm a fly (in a good way of course).

Vanilla - I like her, seems very friendly and helpful.

Janzsoon - He was very welcoming to me when I first joined this forum which is one of the reasons I've stayed posting so thanks for that.

FETCHER. - She comes across very well and has a good personality, seems to enjoy fitness too :cool:

misspoptart - She's great, her posts have a very 'warming' feeling to them.

Face - Very fair and knowledgeable on football, sound lad. Seems to take my posts very well (as does everyone in the football threads) as I'm sure I've said some harsh things about Liverpool on here. Only 'bants' though :cool:

Whisky - Funny as fuck, I liked the guy.

Kelli - Knows bloody loads about music for her age, v. good taste.

LoathsomePete - Not seen him post too much but from what I have seen he seems like a connoisseur of fine wining and dining.

Pretty much everyone on here seems respectful, don't think I've encountered any wankers yet and I like posting on here, so cheers guys.

Cheers Fluffy! I cultivate the "nice guy" image to divert attention from the black heart beating in my chest, and my plan to totally, once and for all, eradicate every living ---- oops! I've said too much! Forget you heard that. Carry on! :)

Thanks Fluffy. You were so charming in the dubstep thread, I think I'd say the same for you. :) AND THUS MISS P MAKES HER DEBUT in this thread! *curtsy*

Lisnaholic is a dude?....Pretty sure he's a dude, right?

Thanks, Fluffy, that`s kind of you. You`re a nice guy too; you have been quick to fit in and make friends here, and rightly so. Even when someone complains about you, you don`t lose your sense of humour or sense of proportion, which is very commendable ;) ! I notice that you`ve posted some interesting stuff too; for instance, your "Things I didn`t know" thread was a great idea, and "Archbishop of Banterbury" is also really neat: :thumb:

^ Even from this post alone, I think it`s clear that misspoptart is a smart, stylish and friendly addition to the ranks of MB. I hope she stays a long time so that we all get to know her, and her varied musical taste.

^ Yes, thanks PoorOldPo, I can confirm that I`m 100% red-blooded macho-style guy, regardless of how girly my posts may sometimes sound.

Honestly I always thought Lisnaholic was a woman because the start of the name looks like "Lisa". However this looks like a hole I am going to struggle to get out of :eek:

He is.

im stlll fairly new here and pretty much like everybody
but i like Neopolitan and the phantasio and a couple more.

hopefully with time i'll get to know more ppl :)

That's what I thought, too. Pretty sure that's right...

Sorry Lisnaholic :o:

Sorry sorry

^ :laughing: Sorry ! I didn`t mean to mislead anyone. I think I tried to be to clever with my user name. It was supposed to mean that I was an addict to listening ; a Listen-er-holic. So, not much of a joke, but I can live with it if you guys can.

Is there a thread about who has the best name ? I think Trollheart chose one of the best, and it suits his prolific posting style too !

Disregarding all the people I have mentioned before, I have a soft place in my heart for Trollheart, Plankton, Vanilla, Burningdown and Fred and a few others I will mention later on. Need a smoke.

Thanks Lisna! As it happens, I did start a thread asking "how did you choose your username" in which I started the ball rolling by revealing where mine came from (long story short, it's a character in a novel I was writing, a real troll, a general of armies --- yeah it was a fantasy novel!) but I think the thread has sunk beneath the weight of general apathy and now is bobbing somewhere off the coast of Atlantis... :laughing:

:love:

I'm glad to hear that Po. I check out the art thread because of your talent alone!

Oh thanks so much! :)

I have always enjoyed your presence on here. You make very interesting posts and observations.

PoorOldPo, dunno who your avatar is but it looks like a much older Pete Campbell from Mad Men...

Thanks Po. You're quite the prolific artist, and I enjoy your art. Been trying to spread the word a bit to my friends about you.

Dylan Moran, an Irish comedian. Check him out, you'll like him a lot!

Funnily enough, my second name is Campbell :o

You have two names?

Three actually!

I think everybody has three names.

Aw thanks man! I think you're special too! We Irish have ta stick together.



Unless ye're a bastard proddy!

You're not a bastard proddy, are ya?

:laughing:

Not everybody... depends a lot on your culture, family's religion, traditions, or whether or not your parents were just too lazy to think up a middle name for you.

Ye fecking tims!! :D