Spill Your Guts: What You Really Think About MB members

Machine · 12-02-2014, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

WTF is wrong with you? That **** is disgusting, or at the very least, a boring waste of... whatever the **** it is. Getting sorbet as a kid always felt like a ripoff. Like, "Hey, thanks for not giving me ice cream, you ****ing bitch! I hope you get cancer!" It's like getting jello instead of pudding. Or pretzels instead of Doritos.

Eh I don't know sorbet can be pretty ****ing delicious as well, and come on don't hate on jello.

The Batlord · 12-02-2014, 12:09 PM

Jello is bull****. It's not awful, but there's no reason to want to eat it over any other kind of dessert. It feels like licorice. The kind of thing where people used to eat it back when there weren't any better choices. But in a world of limitless junk food, jello and sorbet and licorice and candy corn are obsolete garbage that need to die.

Also, while I'm on the subject of obsolete foods, **** borsch. We're not dirt poor, Russian peasants whose only other options for food are our shoes. Borsch is disgusting.

Machine · 12-02-2014, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Jello is bull****. It's not awful, but there's no reason to want to eat it over any other kind of dessert. It feels like licorice. The kind of thing where people used to eat it back when there weren't any better choices. But in a world of limitless junk food, jello and sorbet and licorice and candy corn are obsolete garbage that need to die.

Also, while I'm on the subject of obsolete foods, **** borsch. We're not dirt poor, Russian peasants whose only other options for food are our shoes. Borsch is disgusting.

On the candy corn I can agree with you **** is nasty.

Chula Vista · 12-02-2014, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Jello is bull****.

Jello's only purpose is for welcoming people back from the dead in hospitals.

duga · 12-02-2014, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

WTF is wrong with you? That **** is disgusting, or at the very least, a boring waste of... whatever the **** it is. Getting sorbet as a kid always felt like a ripoff. Like, "Hey, thanks for not giving me ice cream, you ****ing bitch! I hope you get cancer!" It's like getting jello instead of pudding. Or pretzels instead of Doritos.

Clearly you feel strongly about this issue. But I'm willing to bet someone who is lactose intolerant would disagree with you.

If I had a choice between neapolitan ice cream or sorbet, I go with the sorbet every time. I need more with my ice cream. Give me cookie dough, mint, rocky road...whatever. But neapolitan is three flavors of the most boring ice cream on the planet.

DwnWthVwls · 12-02-2014, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Jello is bull****. It's not awful, but there's no reason to want to eat it over any other kind of dessert. It feels like licorice. The kind of thing where people used to eat it back when there weren't any better choices. But in a world of limitless junk food, jello and sorbet and licorice and candy corn are obsolete garbage that need to die.

Also, while I'm on the subject of obsolete foods, **** borscht. We're not dirt poor, Russian peasants whose only other options for food are our shoes. Borscht is disgusting.

If the choice is between something like jello or ice cream, I could see myself picking jello sometimes. Also, I like twizzlers more than most candy. Everyone enjoys different tastes and textures.

I love beats and there are tons of modern recipes for Borscht.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 12-02-2014, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan

If you take away cities from a state all that's left would be wilderness.

yea but some places the wilderness is cool and some places it's ****.

Machine · 12-02-2014, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

If the choice is between something like jello or ice cream, I could see myself picking jello sometimes. Also, I like twizzlers more than most candy. Everyone enjoys different tastes and textures.

I love beats and there are tons of modern recipes for Borscht.

Why not both? Jello mixed with ice cream can be really good.

duga · 12-02-2014, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

If the choice is between something like jello or ice cream, I could see myself picking jello sometimes. Also, I like twizzlers more than most candy. Everyone enjoys different tastes and textures.

I love beats and there are tons of modern recipes for Borscht.

I completely agree. I know other people feel the same as well.

I once worked in my university's dining court and there was always jello. This girl came through one time when we were out and asked where the jello was. I explained the situation. She FLIPPED OUT. The exchange was something like

Her: "I eat jello after I work out EVERY DAY. Where IS IT?"
Me: We are out.
Her: "Can you go in the back and check because I WANT MY JELLO."
Me: "I'm positive we are out, I loaded up the last batch half an hour ago."
Her: "This is UNACCEPTABLE."
Me: "Well, there's a Wal-Mart nearby. Maybe even that 7-Eleven on the corner has some in cups for you if you want it that bad."
Her: "I DON'T PAY GOOD MONEY TO THIS SCHOOL TO NOT HAVE JELLO AT THE DINING COURT."
Me: "Ok...."

We stare each other down for what felt like an eternity and then she stormed out with no food at all. I never thought I'd meet someone who needed jello so badly.

DwnWthVwls · 12-02-2014, 12:29 PM

@Machine, absolutely. The mix is pretty delicious. I like vanilla with either cherry or orange jello

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

yea but some places the wilderness is cool and some places it's ****.

Where is the wilderness sh*t exactly? If you mean you wouldn't want to go there than sure, but even the arctic is not sh*t. Nature is awesome.