Originally Posted by The Batlord Another benefit of having a dick. Not only can I do that, but I don't have to sit down on a toilet seat some twat like me has pissed all over.

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth this would only be a benefit of having a dick if you've been using the ladies bathroom, batlord

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord You're assuming I was talking about mens' bathrooms?

Originally Posted by WhateverDude In 20 years, The Batlord will more accurately be called The Fatlord.

Originally Posted by WhateverDude In 20 years, The Batlord will more accurately be called The Fatlord.

Originally Posted by mord Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards

Originally Posted by Neapolitan In 20 years, this site will be known as Trollheartbanter.

Originally Posted by ladyislingering oh god You are the customer I have hated all my life, dudes pissing all over the ladies' room. It's so annoying to be a chick and have to clean someone's piss off the seat.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by ladyislingering In 20 years there will have been approx 15 murders over the questionable content of Neapolitan ice cream.

Originally Posted by mord Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards

Originally Posted by Neapolitan In 20 years Lil will have her own store, where she'll punish shoplifters by throwing them in a room with The Batlord and John Wilkes Booth, where they will mysteriously disappear.

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark "check yr fucking posable limbs privilege you ****s"

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.