They were doing an interview with Steve Irwin before his death:
Presenter: So Steve as a child what was your favourite television show
Steve: Thats a tough question. I always loved Thunderbirds...But Stingray was close to my heart...

HA

Whats worse than 1 dead baby and 9 bins...



9 dead babies in one bin

there was an armless legless girl laying on the beach and an guy came you to her and "Is there anything I can do to help you?" She said I've never been hugged before so he hugged her. Another guy came along and was like is there anything I can do to help you and she said I've never been kissed before so he kissed her. Anothe guy came up and said is there anything I can do to help you and she said I've never been fucked before so he picked her up, threw her in the ocean and goes now you're ****ed.

lol thats a good one

Niceeoneswim.

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/articl...3/Jet_Shine_On

lolz.

I feel bad about posting this... but i'll get over it :laughing:
What's the worst part about raping a deaf chick?
Breaking her hands so she can't tell anyone

:eek: :eek: :eek:

but in all fairness, deaf ppl can talk....kinda. its probably mute's that youre thinking of.

yeah, but they still use sign language... i don't know, i was just re-telling it the way it was heard

either way its still a good one :beer:

so theres a church service going on and all of a sudden the devil rises up and terrorizes the church. everyone is screaming and running away except for one old man. satan goes over to him and says "dont you know who i am?!" th eold man says "yes, youre the devil" then the devil says "and youre not afraid of me?!" and the old man says "nope" then satans asks "why not?!" and the old man replies "because ive been married to your sister for 30 years!" :laughing:

Ya' momma's so stupid she thinks Ferra Faucet is a kitchen designer.

HEY!!! i am soooooo offended:laughing:

Ya' momma's so dirty she made Speed Stick slow down.

you watch too much MTV

And your momma's so dirty she made right-track turn left.

your mama gives free moustache rides

My momma's got a thicker moustache than your daddy.

yo mama's got a bigger penis than your daddy

My mum is a nice person. :)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

This is an Offensive Joke?

Oh sorry...I thought it was a 'Compare Your Mum Thread'. :o:

momma jokes are horrible.

why do blondes wear panties?
-to keep their ankles warm



Whats the hard part about raping a deaf chick?
-Remembering to cut her hands off so she cant tell anybody

How do yoy starve a negro?
-put his foodstamps in his workbooks.


How many negros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-2. 1 to screw it in and 1 to drive the pink cadillac.


Whats the difference between a hardworking negro and bigfoot?
-bigfoot's been spotted.


Whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead negro in the road?
-Theres skidmarks leading to the dog.

bumping old thread for dirty jokes lol


a stork brings a white baby
a crow brings a black baby
what brings no baby?


a swallow

Ok enough with this small talk. We're just wasting both our time acting like we are enjoying this. I can't hold it in any longer. I started off by declothing you in my mind, then we proceeded to kissing slowly moving down to each other's private areas. You were getting pretty heated at this point I don't know if you were thinking straight but you told me to hog tie you to the bed and punish you and you also said to grab the army men out of the game closet, needless to say I obliged. This is where it got a little weird. I asked you where you wanted it and you said," Blow in my belly button, trudge through it with the army men and act out the D-day invasion." Now I'm sitting here with my penis in hand curious to what that might be like. So if you're down to put our
own spin on this momentous historical event I can swing by Toys"R"Us on the way over. Are we going to pound this thing out or are you going to let my Womb Warriors die another meaningless death at the hands of my fap sock?

:laughing:

:clap:

http://www.u.arizona.edu/~ntyamash/feminist3.gif

http://i.imgur.com/rwrx9.jpg

lmao! tru. He rly did need it.

http://i.imgur.com/F9SFL0Dh.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/096332aec...2603o1_500.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.n...86555670_n.jpg

It's a thread about offensive jokes so it should be assumed that some of them might actually be offensive. If you're easily offended then maybe you should stay out of a thread about offensive jokes.

lulz

Agreed.

It's like walking round your estate looking for dog shit and stepping in it just to be outraged.

seems like a thread suitable for this vid.


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