What if no one actually gives a ****, but everybody feel like they have to act like it lest someone could get offended?

Maybe they're shills for the U.S. Government and act all offended so that people uphold the official story.

ftfy :thumb:

*2 businessmen smoking pot in their office in the North tower*

Frank: Whoa, did you hear that? It was like an explosion.
Doug: Chill out man you're just trippin.
Frank: I think I hear sirens! Do you think they're after us?
Doug: We're fine, relax.
Frank: I don't know man, I think I'm going to check in the hallway real quick and see if the coast is clear.
Doug: Whatever.

*Frank leaves and returns quickly*

Frank: It's more smoked out in there than it is in here!

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

You know its brilliant.

It is, when a 12 year old says it.

Godzilla's sense of humor is like that of a small child.

What's the difference between acne and a pedo?

Acne waits until you're 12 before it comes on your face.

I remember my uncle's friends told me this one once when I was like 4:
Why did the black man screamed while he pooped?
He thought he was melting

lol

^ Proof batlord has the brain of a 4 yr old.

Here's a joke for everyone. Wolves in Sheepskin

.... I'll see myself out.

It's funny cause black people are the color of poo.

:clap:

I told this to Batlord a while back.

What's the worst part about being a black jew?

Having to sit in the back of the oven.

I'm sorry...

Thanks, we include quite a bit of good comedy in our music. Like our debut, Bay Beef: A King.

...That... took me a while...

How come there were only 1200 Mexicans at the Alamo?
There was only two vans.

What happens when you put your hand in a jelly bean jar?
The black one takes your watch.

A husband and wife have three kids. The oldest two are tall with red hair, and the youngest is small with black hair. The husband is on his death bed at the hospital. Right before he passes he asks his wife "Julie, please be honest, is our youngest boy actually mine?" Julie responds "of course he is darling. I would never lie to you about that". The husband dies. Then Julie says "Thank God he didn't ask about the other two.

If an illegal immigrant and a child molester got into a fist fight, would it be called Alien vs Predator?

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

I don't get it.

Haha, michael jackson is dead? I think that's the joke.. idk.

Yeah, but Michael Jackson never touched little kids.

Allegedly.

Right and Oj didn't kill Nicole.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it later.

What’s 7 inches long and hasn’t been sucked in over 4 years?

Whitney Houston’s crack pipe.

I believe OJ pronounces it "Relegedly".

The most offensive joke I've been told recently goes like this:

A muslim walks into a bar, what does he say?




Shots for everyone!




(sincere apologies to any muslim reading this)

^ thats not even offensive tho

How long does it take a Muslim to have a shit? 9 months.

i dont get it

The baby is the poo because it's brown.

im not brown tho. a lot of muslims arent. lame joke.

unless you actually mean all muslims are pieces of **** so when a muslim lady gives birth shes taking a dump

then its funnier.

:laughing:

That certainly depends who you say it to! Believe me on that one.