offensive jokes *giggles* (single, quote, Lute)

MURDER JUNKIE · 02-10-2006, 10:54 AM

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds?

there is twenty of them

Muzak Geek · 02-10-2006, 11:52 AM

A Catholic priest is walking through a dark forest with a little boy. The little boy becomes frightened, and tells the priest, "Sir, I'm scared of this place". The priest then replies, "How do you think I feel, kid - I gotta walk back outta here alone."

What's the worst part about having sex with a 10-year old?…
Washing the stains out of your clown suit.

A woman named Betty wants to show her devotion and love to her new boyfriend Billy. She decides to get the first letter of each of their names tatooed on her ass - One letter on one cheek, and one letter on the other cheek. That night, she tells her husband what she did - He asks to see it, so she pulls down her panties, and bends over to show him the results. After a long pause, she asks, "What do you think?" The man replies, "Who the f*ck is BoB?"

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe · 02-10-2006, 11:59 AM

ive heard that last one. funny stuff.

Laces Out Dan! · 02-10-2006, 01:53 PM

Hahaha

Fenixpunk · 02-10-2006, 03:20 PM

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss
them
in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one,
his
wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in
his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in
deeper.
He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they
became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her
date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he
could get the peanut out.
The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two
fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father
blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.
The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted
that it was nothing and the daughter took the young man out to the kitchen
for something to eat.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,
"That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be
when he grows older?"
The father replied "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."

judas_priest · 02-10-2006, 05:14 PM

Lol- that's sick

anticipation · 02-10-2006, 05:14 PM

roflshtiadfloa!

"rolling on floor laughing so hard that i am dying from lack of air"

Laces Out Dan! · 02-10-2006, 06:37 PM

Lmaonade!

Mama Booze · 02-10-2006, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fenixpunk

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss
them
in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one,
his
wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in
his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in
deeper.
He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they
became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her
date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he
could get the peanut out.
The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two
fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father
blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.
The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted
that it was nothing and the daughter took the young man out to the kitchen
for something to eat.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,
"That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be
when he grows older?"
The father replied "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."

that made me LMAO.

jazzfromhell · 02-10-2006, 09:58 PM

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just the first guy.

02-10-2006, 11:52 AM	#142 (permalink)
Muzak Geek Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 87	A Catholic priest is walking through a dark forest with a little boy. The little boy becomes frightened, and tells the priest, "Sir, I'm scared of this place". The priest then replies, "How do you think I feel, kid - I gotta walk back outta here alone." What's the worst part about having sex with a 10-year old?… Washing the stains out of your clown suit. A woman named Betty wants to show her devotion and love to her new boyfriend Billy. She decides to get the first letter of each of their names tatooed on her ass - One letter on one cheek, and one letter on the other cheek. That night, she tells her husband what she did - He asks to see it, so she pulls down her panties, and bends over to show him the results. After a long pause, she asks, "What do you think?" The man replies, "Who the f*ck is BoB?" __________________ Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start… Just because we use cheats, doesn't mean we're not smart.

02-10-2006, 01:53 PM	#144 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	Hahaha __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

02-10-2006, 03:20 PM	#145 (permalink)
Fenixpunk The Erroneous Hoodlum Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Side Phoenix Posts: 2,057	One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter took the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?" The father replied "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law." __________________ This message has been approved by Shawn Erroneous - The Declaimed

02-10-2006, 06:37 PM	#148 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	Lmaonade! __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

02-10-2006, 10:54 AM	#141 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? there is twenty of them

02-10-2006, 05:14 PM	#146 (permalink)
judas_priest Metal Maiden Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 644	Lol- that's sick

02-10-2006, 05:14 PM	#147 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	roflshtiadfloa! "rolling on floor laughing so hard that i am dying from lack of air"

02-10-2006, 09:58 PM	#150 (permalink)
jazzfromhell SHAKE! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: On the A train. Posts: 205	A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just the first guy.