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05-11-2006, 04:10 PM
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Atchin' Akai
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Unamerica
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A guy finds a lamp on the beach and so he rubbed it. A genie came out and told the guy that he will grant him one wish.
Well the guy was caught off guard and said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I am afraid to fly. Can you build me a bridge to Hawaii?" Well the genie thought about it and said, "Do you know how much is involved in building such a bridge? I would have to sink pilings down miles into the ocean. It would take millions of yards of concrete. The labour would be incredible. Can you think of something else?" By this time the guy has had time to think, and says, "Okay, can you make Albion stay up next season?" The genie looked at him and said, "Do you want that bridge with two lanes or four?" |
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05-12-2006, 01:47 AM
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"Your mom?"
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Hell...
Posts: 516
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 Its on Right Track...Its on!  very funny though
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Wieder lieg ich auf der lauerDenn wir spielen unser spiel. Wieder wart ich an der mauer. Wieder steh ich kurz vorm ziel I dont like Prince Phillip because he's a racist.I also dont like the Queen because she's German...so that leaves me in a funny situation Quote:
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05-11-2006, 10:26 PM
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Seeker of Peace
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Newark, De.
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Yo mamma's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mamma's so fat, is school she sat next to everybody. I heard those somewhere.
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Be strong then, and enter into your own body; there you have a solid place for your feet. ~ Kabir |
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05-12-2006, 07:48 AM
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The Sexual Intellectual
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere cooler than you
Posts: 18,626
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Two aircraft , one carrying a cargo of red paint , one carrying a cargo of blue paint have crashed into each other over a mountain range.
Rescue services have said both aircraft are marooned
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 Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave. |
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05-12-2006, 07:53 AM
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Uhh-I am Octiposter-huhuh
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: South Florida
Posts: 229
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That's not offensive, but it is funny.
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Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron Popularity's bad for you. I avoid it like the plague.-Brian Mulrooney |
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05-12-2006, 02:37 PM
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The Erroneous Hoodlum
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: West Side Phoenix
Posts: 2,059
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Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...
The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS." "What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?" "Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her." |
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05-12-2006, 03:27 PM
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butt say x
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: so i read the question as "Where YOU live" which was kinda funny instead of "Where you live"
Posts: 1,628
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lol^
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Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [YOUTUBE] tags around selected text" |
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05-12-2006, 06:20 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,051
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Your momas so fat that when she ordered a water bed, they just put a huge blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Your momas so fat that when she was walking she saw a bus full of white kids and mistook it for a twinkie. Your mom says "HI" Tell your mom she still owes me $20.00 from two nights ago. |
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