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Old 07-08-2018, 10:33 PM   #661 (permalink)
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I'm offended by how inoffensive that was.
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Old 07-09-2018, 05:12 AM   #662 (permalink)
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I'm offended by how inoffensive that was.
Then don't go into the Dad Jokes thread.
No, I said don't.....
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Old 07-15-2018, 01:20 PM   #663 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2018, 01:21 PM   #664 (permalink)
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That's a bit forced because who talks like that?

Makes it feel like a dad joke. A dirty dad joke.
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Old 07-15-2018, 01:21 PM   #665 (permalink)
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That's a bit forced bacause who talks like that?
I don't think there'll be that much talking.
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Old 07-15-2018, 01:22 PM   #666 (permalink)
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That's a bit forced because who talks like that?

Makes it feel like a dad joke. A dirty dad joke.
A secretary and her boss, that's who.
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I don't think there'll be that much talking.
Zing!
Plenty of office space though!
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Old 07-15-2018, 01:28 PM   #667 (permalink)
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A secretary and her boss, that's who.

Zing!
Plenty of office space though!
DID SOMEBODY SAY OFFICE SPACE?!?!?!?!?! i

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DID SOMEBODY SAY OFFICE SPACE?!?!?!?!?! i
No.
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Old 07-15-2018, 01:33 PM   #669 (permalink)
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A secretary and her boss, that's who.

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