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Old 07-15-2018, 02:42 PM   #671 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2018, 02:42 PM   #672 (permalink)
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Not really a joke now is it. Saying that you didn't say something when you did isn't a punchline, it's just being untruthful.

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Old 07-15-2018, 02:43 PM   #673 (permalink)
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Not really a joke now is it. Saying that you didn't say something when you did isn't a punchline, it's just being untruthful.

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Old 10-13-2018, 09:08 PM   #674 (permalink)
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It's old but because I have to hear this song at my job now and the new update took away our ability to change the song I just started singing it this way on rough days when I'm in the back room doing work.
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“So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.”
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What is a redneck virgin?

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A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.


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Old 10-14-2018, 05:07 PM   #677 (permalink)
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Old 10-14-2018, 08:24 PM   #678 (permalink)
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I like black jokes

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What a waste of that sweet black angel.
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What a waste of that sweet black angel.
Looking at her hair at thought occurs to me. If the cotton plantation is having a slow year does the master shave the slaves?
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