What Kind Of Drunk Are You (dancing, dance, rock, effect)

half_baked87 · 09-18-2006, 07:48 PM

i went to a party in the woods at one of my friends places, ended up getting stupid drunk and stumbling out into the woods to take a dump. i picked an arbitrary spot and just let it go. thank god for newspaper. but the next morning, i woke up to my buddy matt beating the hell out of me, turns out i somehow **** all over his dirtbike, and it was not pretty. safe to say cleaning up you're own feces with a brutal hangover isn't something you forget, as much as i'd like to.

Cheese · 09-19-2006, 01:20 AM

Mine depends on what I'm drinking. If it's vodka, don't even look in my direction or I'll tear you a new arsehole. If its beer I'll end up chucking all night. Any thing else has been known to make me crash my car into stationary objects, i.e telegraph poles, fences, cop cars

Blain · 09-19-2006, 06:18 AM

Reading what Mr Sensitive wrote makes me wanna get wasted and come on here, that was absolutely classic man. Sadly I must wait a couple more years.

DearJenny · 09-19-2006, 06:24 AM

Everything is so much more offense and funny when you're on here drunk. And sarcasm does not exist. haha.

MURDER JUNKIE · 09-19-2006, 03:14 PM

So give me the rundown on the Salford kiss

right-track · 09-19-2006, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

So give me the rundown on the Salford kiss

That's it...you guessed right, only minus the punch in the bollocks.

MURDER JUNKIE · 09-19-2006, 03:54 PM

I'm one of those people that has a habit of pissing in my wardrobe, everytime I mix my liquor I piss somewhere innovative. My wife is exstatic when I utilize this talent

right-track · 09-21-2006, 02:19 PM

Came across this public post review of pubs in my home town. The first known locally as 'The Tolly'.
It was among more serious reviews, this being far more accurate.

# I don't believe The Toll Point warrants such a fleeting mention, the establishment is an absolute must for any visitors. It is the place for anyone who wants their personal space invaded by drunken criminals and manhandled by unmarried mothers. Marvel as the big hand on the clock behind the bar travels 3/4's of the way round while you wait in the free-for-all that is 'trying to get served'. The DJ hasn't bought a CD since 1994, but that won't stop him trying to damage your ears with Alex Party & Culture Beat. ps. Don't let the recent hammer murder outside 'The Tolly' put you off your visit, they got him.
# Owing to possible infringement with th lawe! The Kings Head a Pinacle of a place is now closed, Full Stop! As is much of the rest of the town.
# Pubs :- yes lots, in the main selling inconsistent to poor quality beers at exorbitant prices. The hostelries in the main look tired & shabby. Some bordering on possible breaches of Health & Hygiene Legislation. Tended by weary staff that don’t really wont to be there & show it. Management with split personalities, [talk one day and next you’re the invisible man or woman!] some frequenting other pubs more than there own and old hat entertainment!

Violet Cookie · 09-21-2006, 02:24 PM

I am known to wonder off, dance weirdly, talk random crap and attempt to play the guitar upsidedown on sofas when i'm drunk.

Merkaba · 09-21-2006, 04:28 PM

I wish I could say that

09-19-2006, 06:24 AM	#4 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,334	Everything is so much more offense and funny when you're on here drunk. And sarcasm does not exist. haha. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

09-21-2006, 02:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
Violet Cookie Groupie Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: A lump of coal... Posts: 12	I am known to wonder off, dance weirdly, talk random crap and attempt to play the guitar upsidedown on sofas when i'm drunk. __________________ Are those my feet?

09-21-2006, 04:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,882	I wish I could say that __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

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09-18-2006, 07:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
half_baked87 sammichestime Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 376	i went to a party in the woods at one of my friends places, ended up getting stupid drunk and stumbling out into the woods to take a dump. i picked an arbitrary spot and just let it go. thank god for newspaper. but the next morning, i woke up to my buddy matt beating the hell out of me, turns out i somehow **** all over his dirtbike, and it was not pretty. safe to say cleaning up you're own feces with a brutal hangover isn't something you forget, as much as i'd like to.

09-19-2006, 01:20 AM	#2 (permalink)
Cheese Shadow on the wall Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 836	Mine depends on what I'm drinking. If it's vodka, don't even look in my direction or I'll tear you a new arsehole. If its beer I'll end up chucking all night. Any thing else has been known to make me crash my car into stationary objects, i.e telegraph poles, fences, cop cars

09-19-2006, 06:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
Blain w0rd Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Suva, Fiji Posts: 1,030	Reading what Mr Sensitive wrote makes me wanna get wasted and come on here, that was absolutely classic man. Sadly I must wait a couple more years.

09-19-2006, 03:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,484	So give me the rundown on the Salford kiss

09-19-2006, 03:54 PM	#7 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,484	I'm one of those people that has a habit of pissing in my wardrobe, everytime I mix my liquor I piss somewhere innovative. My wife is exstatic when I utilize this talent

09-21-2006, 02:19 PM	#8 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,769	Came across this public post review of pubs in my home town. The first known locally as 'The Tolly'. It was among more serious reviews, this being far more accurate. # I don't believe The Toll Point warrants such a fleeting mention, the establishment is an absolute must for any visitors. It is the place for anyone who wants their personal space invaded by drunken criminals and manhandled by unmarried mothers. Marvel as the big hand on the clock behind the bar travels 3/4's of the way round while you wait in the free-for-all that is 'trying to get served'. The DJ hasn't bought a CD since 1994, but that won't stop him trying to damage your ears with Alex Party & Culture Beat. ps. Don't let the recent hammer murder outside 'The Tolly' put you off your visit, they got him. # Owing to possible infringement with th lawe! The Kings Head a Pinacle of a place is now closed, Full Stop! As is much of the rest of the town. # Pubs :- yes lots, in the main selling inconsistent to poor quality beers at exorbitant prices. The hostelries in the main look tired & shabby. Some bordering on possible breaches of Health & Hygiene Legislation. Tended by weary staff that don’t really wont to be there & show it. Management with split personalities, [talk one day and next you’re the invisible man or woman!] some frequenting other pubs more than there own and old hat entertainment!