but then you'd just waste them on porn...
I wish it was April |
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i wish alex was awake |
... so he can give you a white glove!! hah hah!!
i wish i didnt have to work tomorrow |
Because tomorrow is the apocalypse and it really sucks having to spend your last day alive on the job.
I wish the ice caps would finish melting already. |
but then you'd owe me a dollar
i wish i had a carton of camels |
But then you'd die.
I wish I had a Carton of Camels to send to Mike. |
Unfortunately he died last night in a horrific car accident involving a semi hauling petroleum.
I wish I would stop breathing. |
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i wish, ihad 3 dollars for everytime some uses the word the |
^ But everyone now says 'da' instead of 'the'
I wish i had a time machine |
But then you'd inadvertently kill your ancestor and wipe yourself from time.
I wish I wasn't single |
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