^But if you weren't....you'd wish you were. Admit it..

I wish I had a job...

but then you'd be a square..

Im wishing for a snow day tomorrow

^but then you'll have a heart attack and die while shoveling the driveway

I wish my debt was paid off

^but if it was you would always sleep in too late because you wouldn't have bill collectors calling you every morning..

I wish I had internet at my house.....

but then the feds would be able to track you down and arrest you for child pornography.

I wish I didnt need sleep to function

but then you couldn't dream and reality would kill you

i wish this damn zit disappeared sooner and i stopped lookin like marilyn monroe

then youd have a pockmark

i wish, that i didnt have hw

But if you didn't.....you'd probably be out getting arrested or something.

I wish my grades were better.

but then you'd have the pressure to keep them good, and then people might want you dead, its always good to have a c+ in one class so you dont make honors, but... your still getting all a's in other classes, therefore your name does not get put on any official documents, and you can stay out of the system, and when youa pply to college, the all a's and c will average out your gpa, and most colleges accept a 2.5 to a 4. and if they looka t your SAT's thats even better cause you can be smart on those.

I wish, that my mom, would let girls coem to my house..w/o asking if we are going to have sex.

she wont ask anymore cuz she'll know youre a homosexual for sure

i wish my damn allergies would go away