EmotionalWhirlwind

but then you'd just waste them on porn...

I wish it was April

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-Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind, but only a sweet guy can open my heart

-I think, therefore, I'm Single...

Raine

wish granted but you get hit with a monsoon

i wish alex was awake

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A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.

~ Friedrich Nietzsche

Spike*Spiegel

... so he can give you a white glove!! hah hah!!

i wish i didnt have to work tomorrow

tardis

Because tomorrow is the apocalypse and it really sucks having to spend your last day alive on the job.

I wish the ice caps would finish melting already.

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I am the flood who purifies

tdoc210

but then you'd owe me a dollar

i wish i had a carton of camels

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

_Spinning_

But then you'd die.

I wish I had a Carton of Camels to send to Mike.

tardis

Unfortunately he died last night in a horrific car accident involving a semi hauling petroleum.

I wish I would stop breathing.

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I am the flood who purifies

tdoc210

ok, but then youd be as dead as me

i wish, ihad 3 dollars for everytime some uses the word the

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

Skid Mark

^ But everyone now says 'da' instead of 'the'

I wish i had a time machine

MoonlitSunshine

But then you'd inadvertently kill your ancestor and wipe yourself from time.

I wish I wasn't single

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"I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?"

- Arthur Dent