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Raine 11-05-2006 09:25 PM

you had the 35 dollars but to watch wrestling but they gave yuo crappy pron instead

i wish i had a milk shake

[MERIT] 11-05-2006 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Raine (Post 301031)
you had the 35 dollars but to watch wrestling but they gave yuo crappy pron instead

i wish i had a milk shake

^but then your milk shake would bring all the boys to the yard



I wish my wireless inetrnet would stop cutting out.

Raine 11-05-2006 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay (Post 301037)
^but then your milk shake would bring all the boys to the yard


I wish my wireless inetrnet would stop cutting out.

that was awful.

your internet stopped cutting out but all the other electric devices in you home start cutting out.

i wish i had a big bowl of ice cream and some nesquik

[MERIT] 11-05-2006 09:43 PM

^but then youd get fat


I wish i could stop posting in this damned thread

Raine 11-05-2006 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay (Post 301042)
^but then youd get fat


I wish i could stop posting in this damned thread

you stopped posting in this damned thread and then your life became worthless.

i wish i had a beverage (perferably an alcoholic one)

[MERIT] 11-05-2006 09:49 PM

^granted, but you pass out and wake up next to BungalowBill


I wish i didnt have such a short fuse

Raine 11-05-2006 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay (Post 301048)
^granted, but you pass out and wake up next to BungalowBill

I wish i didnt have such a short fuse

bungalowbill is an *******. never say that again. i am insulted.
you don't have a short fuse. it's now longer than you cock

i wish i had bigger boobs

[MERIT] 11-05-2006 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raine (Post 301053)
bungalowbill is an *******. never say that again. i am insulted.
you don't have a short fuse. it's now longer than you cock

i wish i had bigger boobs

^me too



I wish i had universal boob privelages

Raine 11-05-2006 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay (Post 301056)
^me too



I wish i had universal boob privelages

I know not what i say. :hphones: you can squeeze mine.

you have universal boob priveleges but MURDER JUNKIE somehow confiscated them.

i wish i had someone to sleep with or more blankets (it's cold)

[MERIT] 11-05-2006 10:02 PM

^gives you an oojay shaped blankie



I wish i had a better home stereo system

Raine 11-05-2006 10:07 PM

you do. but you just blew a fuse.

i wish i had two oojay shaped blankets

[MERIT] 11-05-2006 10:12 PM

^you do have 2, theyre just stuck together with some sort of "adhesive" :laughing:



I wish it was Raine-ing

Raine 11-05-2006 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay (Post 301071)
^you do have 2, theyre just stuck together with some sort of "adhesive" :laughing:



I wish it was Raine-ing

would the adhesive be cum?

It's rained a lot yesterday and now the raine clouds are all dried up.

[MERIT] 11-05-2006 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Raine (Post 301074)
would the adhesive be cum?

It's rained a lot yesterday and now the raine clouds are all dried up.

i dunno. does it taste like it?:laughing:

Raine 11-05-2006 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay (Post 301078)
i dunno. does it taste like it?:laughing:

i'm dry. noting to taste. (and even if I weren't, that's rather disgusting, perv)

I wish I had a nice warm brownie

Spike*Spiegel 11-05-2006 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay (Post 301071)
^you do have 2, theyre just stuck together with some sort of "adhesive" :laughing:



I wish it was Raine-ing

it is, but it's a bit yeasty :laughing:

i wish someone wouldnt have stolen my $55 worth of chips at the casino

Spike*Spiegel 11-05-2006 10:27 PM

dammit, raine, you posted faster than i did

Raine 11-05-2006 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Spike*Spiegel (Post 301091)
dammit, raine, you posted faster than i did

some like it fast. some like it slow.. . . . what do ya know. . . . . :laughing:

I wish I had a dog

[MERIT] 11-06-2006 05:45 PM

^but you would name him Urban, thus thoroughly insulting the poor puppy.



I wish I didnt have to go to college.

Spike*Spiegel 11-06-2006 09:26 PM

dont worry, you didnt get in

i wish i had more time

[MERIT] 11-06-2006 09:30 PM

^but then youd have more time to get molested



I wish the KC Chiefs would win a damn Super Bowl once in a while.

Laces Out Dan! 11-06-2006 09:40 PM

Kansas City minus Holmes is nothing.

[MERIT] 11-06-2006 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by _LesPaul43_ (Post 301310)
Kansas City minus Holmes is nothing.

Well, Priest Holmes hasnt set foot on a KC field this year (and wont) and theyve still mangaged to go 5-3 so far (even with a new coach).

Laces Out Dan! 11-06-2006 09:46 PM

They could very well be 7-1 if they had him. Hes incredible.

[MERIT] 11-06-2006 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by _LesPaul43_ (Post 301313)
They could very well be 7-1 if they had him. Hes incredible.


I agree. But Larry Johnson is just as good if not better. He stepped up when Holmes got injured and blew everyone away. They may still go 13-3 (knock on wood), which would be quite a feat after loosing Vermeil, Holmes, Roaf, and others.

Spike*Spiegel 11-06-2006 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay (Post 301309)
^but then youd have more time to get molested



.

'cept id like that

[MERIT] 11-06-2006 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Spike*Spiegel (Post 301316)
'cept id like that

ok, ok. just this once:bonkhead:




I wish term papers could type themselves.

Laces Out Dan! 11-06-2006 09:53 PM

But then you'd be a pretty big piece of shit.

I wish The Fall Of Troy's new album would come out soon!

Raine 11-06-2006 09:54 PM

it did. but they sold out before you could buy a copy

i wish tomorrow wasn't election day

[MERIT] 11-06-2006 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _LesPaul43_ (Post 301320)
But then you'd be a pretty big piece of shit

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Raine 11-06-2006 10:08 PM

youd din't leave a wish. so whatever it was you would've asked for. it's granted but you die before you get it.

i wish election day could just go away (i hope eevry democrat wins)

[MERIT] 11-06-2006 10:14 PM

^granted, but its 1820 and democrats are really republicans




I wish Hulk Hogan was president

Spike*Spiegel 11-06-2006 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raine (Post 301332)
youd din't leave a wish. so whatever it was you would've asked for. it's granted but you die before you get it.

i wish election day could just go away (i hope eevry democrat wins)

:rofl: good luck with that

[MERIT] 11-06-2006 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raine (Post 301332)
youd din't leave a wish. so whatever it was you would've asked for. it's granted but you die before you get it.

i wish election day could just go away (i hope eevry democrat wins)

I die before I give it to you is more like it :laughing:

Raine 11-06-2006 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Spike*Spiegel (Post 301336)
:rofl: good luck with that

actually it looks like democrats are goona take the majority in the house. betweent he foley thing, and people generally being fed up with republicans I imagine democrats are gonna sweep most of the votes.
However I think some democrats (bob casey) aren't good for the job. but then again neither is his opponent rick santorum.

it's gonna be a blood bath tomorrow. I can feel it.


Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay (Post 301339)
I die before I give it to you is more like it :laughing:

I'll live

[MERIT] 11-06-2006 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raine (Post 301343)
actually it looks like democrats are goona take the majority in the house. betweent he foley thing, and people generally being fed up with republicans I imagine democrats are gonna sweep most of the votes.
However I think some democrats (bob casey) aren't good for the job. but then again neither is his opponent rick santorum.

it's gonna be a blood bath tomorrow. I can feel it.




I'll live

yeah, republicans are most likely gonna lose control of the House and the Senate:( but then people will realize that democrats do just as bad and then they will hopefully stop bitching about us republicans.

Raine 11-06-2006 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay (Post 301345)
yeah, republicans are most likely gonna lose control of the House and the Senate:( but then people will realize that democrats do just as bad and then they will hopefully stop bitching about us republicans.

All politicians are bad. but the republicans have really screwed us over. and they're hypocrites. most republicans oppose *** marriage and whatever but they obviously overlook the fact that one of their own (foley) had a relationship with a minor and that that minor was of the same gender as foley.

[MERIT] 11-06-2006 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raine (Post 301346)
All politicians are bad. but the republicans have really screwed us over. and they're hypocrites. most republicans oppose *** marriage and whatever but they obviously overlook the fact that one of their own (foley) had a relationship with a minor and that that minor was of the same gender as foley.

name me one republican who condoned it?

Raine 11-06-2006 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay (Post 301351)
name me one republican who condoned it?

can't think of any at the moment. but it seems as though the biggest issue that was made of ti was the fact that hasteert didn't do anything to prevent this from happening when the situation was brought to his attention. and in the news people hardly ever focused on the fact that foley was perhaps gay or exploring his sexuality.

[MERIT] 11-06-2006 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Raine (Post 301354)
can't think of any at the moment. but it seems as though the biggest issue that was made of ti was the fact that hasteert didn't do anything to prevent this from happening when the situation was brought to his attention. and in the news people hardly ever focused on the fact that foley was perhaps gay or exploring his sexuality.

even if it was covered up, you cant say Hastert did it solely b/c he was a republican. everyone has problems, republican or otherwise. to categorize all bad acts as being done by either a democrat or a republican is a waste of time.


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