-Ruin A Wish- (house, French)

DearJenny · 11-01-2006, 08:22 PM

but then you would have no money left for the whores.

I wish I could play professional bowling.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-01-2006, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by CityLightsLikeRain

but then you would have no money left for the whores.

I wish I could play professional bowling.

but then your arm would be too tired for your date with Urban.

I wish MJ's avatar would pay me a visit.

DearJenny · 11-01-2006, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay

but then your arm would be too tired for your date with Urban.

dammit all to hell!

but then you wouldnt settle for anything ever again and get real lonely and die.......alone.

I wish I had an awesome opera voice.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-01-2006, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CityLightsLikeRain

dammit all to hell!

but then you wouldnt settle for anything ever again and get real lonely and die.......alone.

I wish I had an awesome opera voice.

but then people would think you were gay and have AIDS like Freddy Mercury.

I wish I had a bigger hard drive

MURDER JUNKIE · 11-01-2006, 10:22 PM

but it is maxxed out with ghey porn

I wish I had a new car

Cheese · 11-01-2006, 10:26 PM

You can't cos I just bought it.

I wish I could wake up earlier.

blackTshirt · 11-02-2006, 03:30 AM

but bad sex makes you sleep more

i wish i knew what i like

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-02-2006, 09:21 AM

^but im right here

i wish it was winter break

Doc.DGAF · 11-02-2006, 10:28 AM

But then it'll be cold and your nuts will shrink.

I wish I home geting stoned.

blackTshirt · 11-02-2006, 10:46 AM

but getting stoned makes you wanna hump dogs

i wish i knew french

11-01-2006, 08:22 PM	#31 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	but then you would have no money left for the whores. I wish I could play professional bowling. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

11-02-2006, 03:30 AM	#37 (permalink)
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 854	but bad sex makes you sleep more i wish i knew what i like __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

11-02-2006, 10:28 AM	#39 (permalink)
Doc.DGAF Uhh-I am Octiposter-huhuh Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Florida Posts: 232	But then it'll be cold and your nuts will shrink. I wish I home geting stoned. __________________ Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron Popularity's bad for you. I avoid it like the plague.-Brian Mulrooney

11-02-2006, 10:46 AM	#40 (permalink)
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 854	but getting stoned makes you wanna hump dogs i wish i knew french __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

11-01-2006, 10:22 PM	#35 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	but it is maxxed out with ghey porn I wish I had a new car

11-01-2006, 10:26 PM	#36 (permalink)
Cheese Shadow on the wall Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 823	You can't cos I just bought it. I wish I could wake up earlier.

11-02-2006, 09:21 AM	#38 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	^but im right here i wish it was winter break