Deal, but I get your console:p:

I wish I had some more money!

k, but you use it to buy pot, and i steal it

i wish, that the turtle in bio calss would be free'd

But then it would be free to kill you.

I wish I was drinking RIGHT NOW

^but you'd get drunk and Raine would take advantage of you



I wish I had a PS3

but then you would realize that you just wasted $600 on something that doesn't have anything good as of yet.



I wish my rice was sticky again so I could actually eat it.

^ But then it would glue your mouth together, and you could never eat, drink or smoke again!

I wish I had a proper programme to download music.

^but then you would be overjoyed and start acting all giddy an gay


I wish I had a fax machine so I wouldnt have to drive 15 miles just to get a signature.

^ granted but the fax machine needs a telephone line and yours has just been disconnected

v i want myfriend to come back over (or any guy with functional appendages)

^but id wear you out and your boyfriend would get suspicious



I wish i had a jetpack

but id fill it with laughing gas
i want to get that medieval warfare chainmail