you had the 35 dollars but to watch wrestling but they gave yuo crappy pron instead

i wish i had a milk shake

^but then your milk shake would bring all the boys to the yard



I wish my wireless inetrnet would stop cutting out.

that was awful.

your internet stopped cutting out but all the other electric devices in you home start cutting out.

i wish i had a big bowl of ice cream and some nesquik

^but then youd get fat


I wish i could stop posting in this damned thread

you stopped posting in this damned thread and then your life became worthless.

i wish i had a beverage (perferably an alcoholic one)

^granted, but you pass out and wake up next to BungalowBill


I wish i didnt have such a short fuse

bungalowbill is an *******. never say that again. i am insulted.
you don't have a short fuse. it's now longer than you cock

i wish i had bigger boobs

^me too



I wish i had universal boob privelages

I know not what i say. :hphones: you can squeeze mine.

you have universal boob priveleges but MURDER JUNKIE somehow confiscated them.

i wish i had someone to sleep with or more blankets (it's cold)

^gives you an oojay shaped blankie



I wish i had a better home stereo system