There is a little girl called Petal
One day she asks her mom "Why was i called Petal?"
Her mom replies "When you were born, a flower petal fell on your head so i called you Petal"
Then her brother Fridge runs into the room and says "Blaaaagghmmmmmd"

Bought a teddy for a fiver the other day, called it Mohammed and sold it for a tenner, question is...

... have i made a prophet?

heres one.

.what do batteries run on?

whats worse than finding dads condoms....

finding grampas viagra

Whats red and sits in the corner crying all day??


A peeled baby :D

Every day a half blind, one legged African child has to travel 8 miles to school on a broken bycicle. For just a small donation of £2 a month, we'll send you the video cause its legend.

What kind of Bees make milk?

Boobies!

What do you call a black guy on the moon?
A problem.

What do you call two black guys on the moon?
An even bigger problem.

What do you call all the black people on the moon?
Problem solved.

why did the chicken cross the road?

who the **** knows!

Harr harr harrrr...