my name is juan, according to this dictionary its the coolest name you can have, and also an arsehole with a small penis.

yep.

Kryptonite:

Strong a** Weed

Karissa:

karissa is a f*****g drop dead sexy girl her - nexopia
is littlecutie*




What's a nexopia?

Jacob:

very reasonably nice guy who girls adore and is good at talking and if moms talked to him they would love him!! he knows what he wants and trys hard at keeping what he gots!! has a very beautiful girlfriend named emily and a goofy friend named cupcake!! he is not a geeky math asian with a small penis!!

anticipation
The feeling you feel when you feel you're going to feel a feeling you've never felt before.

Alex

noun.
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.

but I also like

Alex

To make a statement that in no way has any relevance to the current conversation

1. Nikki
Probably, and by probably I mean it's highly likely that Nikki is the most badass supah fly baller you'll ever meet. She's also a sex fiend who loves Newports and coffee.
Nikki needs no example, she is the example

3. Nikki
A supachicka who does nothing but dance, drink, fluff her hair for maximum volume, and wear those friggin Bape shoes.

Bumping my own thread because PROCRASTINATION!

Urban Dictionary

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Dan:
noun
A man of unusual humor, consistently finding strange, and lewd comments amusing and/or entertaining in a way as to prevoke violent and uncontrolled outbursts of laughter.

Accurate.

Pretty much all of my entries were uncannily spot on.

1. Charles

The sexiest thing one the freaking Earth. The ****ing hottest person in the world.

Damn, i really wanna **** that Charles.

I hope that Charles notices me tonight.

Damn that Charles is ****ing fine!



2. Charles

An extremely selfish guy, everything he does is for his benefit and his benefit only. He doesn't care about others feelings, only about his own. Never believe any promises he makes, as he is very likely to break them according to his liking. But watch out because he knows how to sweet talk. He almost always gets what he wants, and he is very proud of it. He must enjoy breaking girls hearts.

Yeah, Charles will just break her heart too


3. Charles

Pronoun: "Charles" refers to only the world's greatest and sexiest Irishman. Sports the world's greatest smile; he's hot, hilarious, humble. Well known for his impish personality, he exudes mischief and fun at all times. He is the most giving person in the world; ready to listen at the drop of a hat whether it's midnight or 3 pm or go kick some serious ass when needed. He believes in the "3 F's": Faith, Family, and Finances. (You don't cross any of them... ) Is destined to either marry an Italian before 30 or join Mount Saint Mary's at 35. Once graduated from the country's greatest school (for those who don't know... that's UVA) he will be wreaking havoc on 6-7th graders having them prove infinity while he comes up with a new number system and re-structures relativity. He's known and respected by all, deeply loved by a close few.

je t'aime, mon lutin!
1) An example of his effect:

the diva: Where were you last night?

le petite: With Charles...

the diva: Damn...look at you, you're glowing again.

2) To explain his charming good looks:

the diva and le petite, as Charlie walks by: "Handsome as a lion dat one... I could stare at dat back side allll daaaay."


4. Charles

A crazy alter ego that a blacked out friend frequently morphs into. Charles often yells "yung money!" and "neck, maurice" when Charlesed out. These are usually the two indications that one has changed into Charles. Charles is also unusually agressive, always looking to fight. Every question is answered with "shut the **** up."

Charles: "Yung money, bada bada bee, maurices pieces!!"
Me: "Well, it looks like Charles is partying with us tonight"