But, are you in charge? It doesn't stipulate.

All mine were really boring by people obviously in love with an Emily, but here's a decent gem:


An Emily, is one who rides unicorns. All Emily's have the magic talent to ride a unicorn anywhere they want. Normally the unicorn is pink, but sometimes can be other colors, like dark pink. If you see an Emily, make sure you bring up the topic about unicorns, and watch as she she goes on and on about them. Unicorns are very special to Emily's and it's easy to know what to get an Emily for her birthday!


Danielle: Look, it's a girl riding a unicorn way up in the sky!

Jenny: Oh, it must be an Emily! Look at her go!

1. Justin

Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful.

1:Hey, honey
2:Hey
1:I bought you some flowers
2:Your such a Justin, I love you!!!

2. Justin

a ridiculously huge cock

he's hung like justin

3. Justin

1. an awesome dude who could take over the world
2.genious
3.has tons of friends

person 1: i just got back from taking over the world and curing the common cold with my 67630 friends

person 2: You're a real justin

4. Justin

-One of the sweetest guys you will ever meet. Any girl would be lucky to call him hers. He's very thoughtful, handsome, hilarious, and adorable. Although he is shy, once he starts to open-up, he will become a great friend. Man of every girls' dreams.

A prince came Justin time.

5. Justin

One who has a huge cock and please's the ladies.

Look at him! He is like a Justin!

2 and 5 are pretty much spot on.

Tom

the man responsbile for the monstrosity known as "myspace", owner and operator of said site, and consequently the man blamed every time myspace is down.
"god damnit! myspace shit the bed again. fuck you tom!"

Tom Clancy

Whoever think this guy doesn't write good books is f***ing retarted. Patriot Games and Rainbow Six are two of the greatest books of all time, and if you don't think so you probably can't read. Either that or you haven't actually read his books.
Tom Clancy is one of the best authors of all time. He also has awesome movies and video games. Tom Clancy Kicks Ass!

Here's one for you:

Emily

A crazy ****ing bitch who I'd love to party with, but would be terrified of meeting in a dark alley when she was high on crystal meth, or holding a ceremonial dagger at a Satanic rite. What I would be doing at a Satanic rite is really none of your business, but nobody would even question Emily's involvement. It was probably her idea in the first place.

Dude, Emily got so wasted at the part last night and started doing the Macarena on a coffee table. #epic

Oh my god! Please don't kill me, Emily! I've got kids!

**** you, Tom! I was all stoked when I got my first friend request on Myspace, then come to find out that it's just a meaningless, mass message sent to everybody who joins the site. You ****ing hurt me, and I'll never forgive you.

Roger

To roger is an English slang term commonly used to mean have sexual intercourse. However, it is used only for men towards Women, and not the other way round. It is also commonly used to describe the taking of a woman from behind.

I am going to roger her.
I rogered her something stupid.
I rogered her up the arse.

That's not a real definition. You made that up. Link me to the Webbster's entry.

Christophe

Nope.

Closer.

There we go.

Loren:

Actually Loren is super awesome, and tall. Anyone named Loren not Lauren is kick ass. Anyone named Lauren, is a snotty little bitch.

shes got a hot face. and shes like, awsomely cool. she funy sweet, fun to talk to.. just a person to be around... ill get super glue so im always around her. HA! happy days every day with this one

lorens r hot:D

The finest girl ever. To have a sexy smile.