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The Batlord 05-04-2015 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 1585877)
That's not a real definition. You made that up. Link me to the Webbster's entry.

I'm insulted that you would accuse me of deceit.

GuD 05-04-2015 05:47 PM

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A beautiful soul. The nicest person you'll ever meet. Everybody loves him. He is so wise. Usually has everyone coming to him for advice and yet hardly anyone will listen to his troubles. Always knows the right thing to say but also wishes there was someone who knew how to treat him. Because of this he is easy to love and yet he is cautious about where he shows his affections.
well gee isnt that nice

simplephysics 05-04-2015 06:08 PM

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Ashley: a girl who is so bored that she searches her name on urban dictionary and is now reading this and thinking, "what the ****."

Girl 1: You're searching your name on Urban Dictionary? What the hell is your problem?
Ashley: Shut up before I kill you.
*crying*

ladyislingering 05-04-2015 06:15 PM

this is actually really sad (and kind of spooky because this person's birthday is 08/21, mine's 08/12....)

Rissa is short for Merissa-Rissa-Bo-Bissa, The Supreme Most Coolest Kick-Ass Thug Hoe Bitch of the Universe, my chewbacca-noise-making giggle-bot. Rissa was amazing, hilarious, incredible, off-the-wall, unique, inspired, one in six billion, creative, sweet, beautiful, outrageous, dreamlike. Rissa was my idol. Rest in peace, gorgeous. You were too extraordinary for this world. 08.21.1984 - 07.11.2006

I will love Rissa forever. I can't believe Rissa is gone. Rissa was amazing. My world is empty without Rissa.


RIP namesake sister, you sound like a lovely girl.

DeadChannel 05-04-2015 07:12 PM

Liam aka P.I.M.P

Often found with bitches and a pimping stick with a gold handle.
"I once saw this guy dressed in a cape with a golden cane. He was like a ****ing shepherd, with hundreds of bitches swinging of his cock. They were all screaming somthing that sounded like liam! But it could have been heaven? The bitches were touching his cape and getting backhands left right and center. Now thats a PIMP if I ever saw one"


Liam
A guy (or girl who wanted a change - totally open minded :P) who has the name Liam, is the sexiest person you know. Definatly a body to die for, and a smile that'll make you weak at the knees. If you have a Liam, or know one, you're the luckiest girl (or guy, again, I'm TOTALLY open minded, haha) in the world!
Woahh, that dude's a total Liam.


Liam
A wonderful person full of enthusiasum and fun. Liam will always have a shoulder to cry on unless they are both occupied wich will happen alot because he is such a kind positive guy.
Your world feels like its upside down and and you carry a long frown. All you need is a brit a (european), all you need is a liam.



Liam
A term used for an incredibly good looking man, with an impecable dress sense. Can also be used to describe someone with a penis of at least 7 inches.
'Man look at him he's definatly a liam'
'look at the size of that!!, must be a liam'


Liam
Pimped out machine, ripped, gun, tank, homie g, gangsta
"the creature known as liam has the beauty to distract the eyes of everyone it walks by, its god like features are matched by none, except the ripped beauty only known as Sam"

Mr. Sir 05-05-2015 12:06 AM

One who is godly strong, majestically powerfull. Generally have very large testies. Can break a bitch in bed.

A name mostly used in Belgium or the Netherlands. It rather comes of as a gay-sounding version of the Anglo-Saxon name 'Michael'.
Though exceptions may exist, most people named 'Michiel' are rather nerdy. They wear proudly their prepubescent facial hair and most of them have god-awful Justin Bieber-like hairstyles. Since most of them -again : exceptions may exist- are bullied they spend their living days smoking marihuana leftovers. It has been reported that a couple of people named 'Michiel' all spend their weekends playing Runescape on their computers while they had cucumbers inserted in their anuses. Scientists have yet to decide wheter it's a coincidence or not.

DwnWthVwls 05-05-2015 12:12 AM

Apparently I'm "of the sea" and the most amazing girl you will ever meet.

Trollheart 05-05-2015 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by dreadnaught (Post 1585907)
*crying*

Ashley: someone so supercool she does not have to look up her name on UD, as the really cool people know what their name means. Ha ha! Losers! :)

Trollheart 05-05-2015 04:48 PM

There is no entry for Deryck. NO, **** you! With a Y and a CK! I carried that cross for over 25 years, I ain't goin back to bein' Derek again. Boring ****. I can't alright? I just ... can't! You don't know what it was like. My new identity gives me everything I ever needed and I won't give it up! Stay back! I'm not ****ing kidding! I know how to use this!


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