Molecules

1. I only have 50+ years to live if cancer or an accident doesn't get me.
2. I currently live in north norfolk UK with my parents and six non-humans. Including my sister who is a super genius and will be an astronomer. Norfolk was previously fenland drained by the Dutch in the 16th century, and thank christ it'll be the first place to drown when sea levels rise
3. This time next year I will either be back in higher education or living in an anarchist commune in East London (true stories).
4. I am a card-carrying socialist but my card is invisible and as big as a house. The Worker's Club is now home to an old man in a rocking chair who talks to spiders.
5. I am opaque.
6. The band in my sig is not mine but my musical soulmate's band who are based a long way from here, it is just a glorious coincidence that I love them more than any contemporary band, signed or unsigned. I support them and write bits of press for them. Oh and we all hate capitalism, hooray!
7. I don't like vertical power structures.
8. I have difficulty separating the personal and political and I fail at heated debate (very easily wound-up, my blood boils and start forgetting what my views are, seriously, I hope it's low blood pressure or something) but I stick to my guns because i'm right.
9. I have poor (mainly short term) memory which I attribute to medication and a very druggy period.
10. For people that don't already know Bulldog is my younger brother, I said if he was going to join up not to tell anyone but he blabbed to Jackhammer so I beat him with reeds.
11. This feels really stupid but I don't think I'm giving too much away. Yet.
12. My first proper school was an all-girls, I was one of four boys attending just before they phased them out. So i'm a f*cking wuss and i prefer tea and cock to beer and pussy
13. I was educated in both the private sector (not the Oxbridge politician-factories exactly but expensive enough and with their fair share of rich twats) and the state sector intermittently; my parents went bankrupt 4 years ago. Go figure.
14. I am bisexual and was the subject of a BBC documentary about my 3-foot penis.
15. I consider myself genetically Polish (3 grandparents), one of whom escaped prison camps 3 times and walked to Italy to fight at the Battle of Monte Cassino. I have not inherited his brass balls. My paternal grandparents escaped the Nazi invasion through North Africa, up through France, and crossed the English channel in a dinghy, where my grandad joined the RAF. Two totally unpraised air regiments (the Poles and the one set aside for African-Americans) had the highest kill rate in the war, true speak.
16. I am really prone to mood swings for reasons I don't wish to elaborate upon; so sorry if I have been uncharacteristically rude to anyone on here in the past, though you were probably asking for it like a bellend.
17. Like iksokept I am really quite lazy, but I celebrate idleness (as should you)... It's actually more apathy to be honest.
18. Unlike adidasss I have worked, but only a tiny bit. I am 23, have had 5 jobs, 3 of which did not last more than a fortnight. Needless to say I embellish my CV alot. (Sorry Americans, RESUME)
19. All this forum business feels vaguely ridiculous sometimes, I think broadband abuse is probably un-natural and we make eachother feel guilty and unsociable for it, but I don't have any friends in the immediate vicinity so there's probably no harm in stimulating chat. I've also learned quite alot since joining a year ago and met some well-informed, lovely people (assuming they aren't actually robots or aliens).
20. I haven't had a job since August and I've hardly left the house except to walk the dog, stab up prostitutes and tour with my band Radiohead.
21. Always had terrible dietary habits and I often forget to eat for an entire day or more, this balances out with my lack of vigorous exercise to make me a loveable, doughy individual with a psychotic gleam in my eye.
22. Yeah I do suffer from anxiety actually, and I get nauseous in large crowded spaces often, that's only developed the last couple of years.
23. I was thinking about doing this the other day and what I could write that was interesting/humorous, and I came up with some corkers but since forgot them all.
24. The non-humans referred to in fun fakt #2 are four cats and a black French Briard Briard - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. I have a round bite-mark scar on my upper arm from him and he also destroyed my favourite t-shirt in 2003 (mars volta, black, red lettering, rats/possums or something). I was wearing it at the time.
25. I am a clean freak and have been berated for cleaning up other people's houses when on visits, especially when intoxicated.

After reading this back it looks like I might be a minor hypochondriac...

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I'm a bit of an anorak when it comes to WW2 aviation.
No. 303 Polish Fighter Squadron - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
British R.A.F. pilots held the Poles in high regard for their bravery and were taken back by their passionate hatred of the Germans.

Was your Grandad a fighter pilot, or ground crew?

Molecules

nah he was a navigator, he didn't see much action he was mainly recon in the atlantic I think. But he had an emergency landing where the impact made him bite down and get his teeth embedded in his tongue

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Bulldog

And he flew the Arctic Circle or something didn't he? I think the certificate's lying around the house still isn't it?

Molecules

indeed we are, classic clip btw

I think that was just a squadron tradition, you got a joke certificate signed by Neptune when you crossed the circle. Huh, whaddya know here it is. Exactly the same except his has a plane on it

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1. I've never owned a pair of jeans. I plan to change that in the near future.
2. Despite the fact I'm a programmer (meaning maths is my bible), my other real passion is languages. I've studied French and Latin, and I'm learning Russian at the moment.
3. In high school I won awards in French speaking competitions and an examiner native to France couldn't believe I hadn't lived there before.
4. I hate offending people. And so while my sense of humour can often be quite dark/sarcastic, I'm too nice to express it usually.
5. I try to remember everything and I feel as if I'm failing myself when I forget things. Makes it annoying when I'm watching a show or reading a book and I try to absorb every detail as if I were studying it.
6. Nostalgia tortures me.
7. I don't have an easily discernible accent - my original Australian accent and the NZ influence have sort of nullified each other.
8. I'm often content to be alone. Having said that, I wouldn't say I'm anti-social - I simply don't make much of an effort to entertain others.
9. I'm a laughably bad artist.
10. I used to undercut the canteen by selling coca cola and sweets at high school. My brother carried on my legacy after I left.
11. It has always been a bit of a running joke that I'm Jewish in my ways whether it's schoolmates who would jestingly call me Jewish for my business activities, financial frugality or appearance at various points in time, or older people who would sincerely ask if I am Jewish. My best mate's grandmother would always ask him "Where's the Jewish boy?". Icing on the cake.
12. I believe I have breathing problems caused by having a sunken chest. While the doctors agree, they don't think it's serious enough to warrant surgery.
13. I once had a bit of a nets session with an old-time cricketer who knew Terry Jenner (Shane Warne's spin coach), and he said that I had more potential as a wrist spinner than anyone he'd seen in 20 years.
14. I'm short (about 160 cm).
15. I was a bit of a pyromaniac as a kid - I'd build these elaborate huts out of fence pailings and set them on fire.
16. I can be pretty damn indecisive at times.
17. When I was a kid, I would study of my own volition... my parents became worried because I would skip dinner and study right through it.
18. I honestly can't remember the last time I was truly angry. It's as if I've forgotten how, or I just don't have the energy.
19. I don't wear a watch because it feels like too much of an impediment when I'd prefer to be jewellery/bling free. It was a long time before I was able to force myself to wear even a lightweight chain necklace. Mind you, ever since I bought one in Australia three years ago, I've worn it every day.
20. I have a black belt in karate... too bad karate is rather useless on the scale of things.
21. I've never understood racism. I'm certainly not PC or prudish so I have no problem with facetiousness regarding racial stereotypes etc. But racism just doesn't compute.
22. Despite working since I was 14, I'm still a lazy bastard.
23. I had a strong link with my old cat. Just by looking at her, she knew what I was trying to communicate whether I was beckoning her, indicating something across the room, warning her not to do something, or telling her to go outside. Sadly she died a couple of years ago and while our new cat is cool, he has no sense of communication.
24. With its large population of attractive Asian girls, I think Auckland is the place for me to be.
25. I should be working at the moment.

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Jeans are the only pants I wear. All the pants I wear in public are jeans. Expensive jeans, too. It's strange that jeans, pants made for not very rich people (from what I'd think about olden days) when they were first made, are now some of the most expensive clothing items you can get now. Thought they do look nice and are good for work if you get some destroyed jeans. If you don't mind stains, that is.

Yeah.

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I hope you're proud of him Molecules.

adidasss

Molecules wins thread, possibly forum. Time to close up shop methinks.

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