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TyrantSong · 09-08-2010, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide

Dude, that's hard man. I think I would have honestly laughed when I walked in, then walked out confused thinking, WTF just happened? This is some inception shit going down.

Bwahaha, triple layered dream invasion.

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Oh man that's just wrong. Like... porn-style **** slapped? That pointless tapping of the penis against the cheek?

It was a pop on the cheek. Like audible "POP"

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

I hope you took what happened at face value and left her.

I stayed with her for a week after that. Tried to talk it out. Most conversations went like this.

"How was your day, Angie?"
"Oh it was fine, yours?"
"Pretty good. Didn't run into any **** duos, so I would say it was uneventful."
"Ya know, you don't have to be so harsh."
"Oh, you're right, you already got enough of that."

I think the last time we spoke, several months after we'd broken up, she had asked what I've been up to, I spitefully commented that what I've been up to couldn't be compared to as many ****s as were up in her. Suffice it to say, we don't talk.

Dr.Seussicide · 09-08-2010, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TyrantSong

Bwahaha, triple layered dream invasion.

A dick slap in a dick slap in a dick slap in a dick slap.

Freebase Dali · 09-08-2010, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by TyrantSong

It was a pop on the cheek. Like audible "POP"

Soundtrack to the relationship's inevitable demise.

Nine Black Poppies · 09-09-2010, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by TyrantSong

"How was your day, Angie?"
"Oh it was fine, yours?"
"Pretty good. Didn't run into any **** duos, so I would say it was uneventful."
"Ya know, you don't have to be so harsh."
"Oh, you're right, you already got enough of that."

This made me think of this:

And I kinda want to watch that movie again now...