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Old 02-19-2011, 10:54 PM   #321 (permalink)
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I'm sure this has been posted, but:

What does DNA stand for?
The National Dyslexia Association.
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Old 02-22-2011, 11:12 AM   #322 (permalink)
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Here's a Joke.
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Old 02-22-2011, 11:20 AM   #323 (permalink)
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What's the worst thing you could hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

"I'm not Willie Nelson."
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Old 03-03-2011, 04:18 AM   #324 (permalink)
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How do you make Lady Gaga cry?


You poke her face!
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.


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Old 03-03-2011, 09:41 PM   #325 (permalink)
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So these two fish are sitting in a tank and one says to the other...

"So how do you drive this thing?"
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Old 03-04-2011, 04:15 AM   #326 (permalink)
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So these two fish are sitting in a tank and one says to the other...

"So how do you drive this thing?"
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.


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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 03-04-2011, 09:55 AM   #327 (permalink)
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went to HMV and got Prince's greatest hits. Was a bit annoyed it cost £23.00. But I took it home and partied like it was £19.99.
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Old 03-04-2011, 10:21 AM   #328 (permalink)
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wow...also, you still have HMVs?
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Old 03-04-2011, 11:27 AM   #329 (permalink)
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went to HMV and got Prince's greatest hits. Was a bit annoyed it cost £23.00. But I took it home and partied like it was £19.99.
Oh god that's so ****ing dumb!
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wow...also, you still have HMVs?
There are less by the day. I'm not a big fan though.
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