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Old 08-21-2016, 04:36 PM   #491 (permalink)
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Jimmy Paige makes a lot of mistakes playing guitar.
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Old 08-21-2016, 04:36 PM   #492 (permalink)
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Jimmy Paige makes a lot of mistakes playing guitar. Grindy made a lot of typos.
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Old 08-21-2016, 04:37 PM   #493 (permalink)
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Knock knock.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-22-2016, 12:18 PM   #494 (permalink)
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Knockknock
Who's there?
Knockknock
Who's there?
Knokcnkock
Who's there?
Knkoncokck
Who's there?
Kknnoocckk
Who's there?
Kknnoocckk
Who's there?
Knkoncokck
Who's there?
Knokcnkock
Who's there?
Knockknock
Who's there?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Steve Reich
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Old 08-22-2016, 12:21 PM   #495 (permalink)
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Come on in!
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Old 08-22-2016, 01:10 PM   #496 (permalink)
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Steve Reich
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My wife was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists. They performed unspeakable acts on her.
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Old 08-22-2016, 09:58 PM   #500 (permalink)
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I am standing in a room different from the one you are in now. I am recording the sound of my knocking and I am going to play it back into the room again and again until the resonant frequencies of the room reinforce themselves so that any semblance of my knocking, with perhaps the exception of rhythm, is destroyed. What you will hear, then, are the natural resonant frequencies of the room articulated by knocking. I regard this activity not so much as a demonstration of a physical fact, but more as a way to smooth out any irregularities my knocking might have.

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