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Old 08-22-2016, 11:08 PM   #531 (permalink)
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I was hoping for Josh Homme.
It's a joke I stole from this



Also lmao at how none of these are in the standard knock knock joke format. ****in avant garde, man.
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Old 08-22-2016, 11:17 PM   #532 (permalink)
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Knock knock

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Knock knock nuh nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhknock
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Old 08-22-2016, 11:18 PM   #533 (permalink)
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Knock knock

Knock knock

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Knock Knock

KNOCK KNOCK

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Old 08-22-2016, 11:21 PM   #534 (permalink)
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Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkknnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooocccccccccccccccccccccc cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc ccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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Old 08-22-2016, 11:26 PM   #535 (permalink)
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Old 08-23-2016, 10:16 PM   #536 (permalink)
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Ki went into OK Computer for the second time with high hopes.

It was a Let Down.
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I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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Old 08-23-2016, 10:18 PM   #537 (permalink)
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I thought of that earlier today and I've been waiting all day to post it. I've officially stopped living. Jesus, my girlfriend going to college is hitting me harder than I thought it would.
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Old 08-26-2016, 01:22 PM   #539 (permalink)
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Bull of Heaven once did a cover of 4'33" and retitled it "15 Billion Years".
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Old 08-26-2016, 01:40 PM   #540 (permalink)
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Raise your hand if you've ever searched for 4'33 on Youtube and then felt like an idiot.
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