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Old 01-22-2021, 01:09 PM   #581 (permalink)
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Husband thinks his wife has the coronavirus. He takes her in for a blood test. A few days later he calls the hospital. "We're terribly sorry sir. We got our tests mixed up. Your wife tested positive but we're not sure if she has coronavirus or alzheimer's." "Well what should I do, how can I tell which it is?" asks the husband. "We suggest you drive her to a remote spot and leave her there. See if she finds her way home. If she does get home, under no circumstances should you open the door."

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Old 01-23-2021, 11:50 AM   #583 (permalink)
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