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Old 02-20-2023, 05:02 PM   #651 (permalink)
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A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "hey, I have a wish in my pocket, it's yours if you want it!"

The guy says "sure!"

The bartender pulls something out of his pocket and hands it to the guy, "now make a wish!"

The guy stands there thinking for a second and says "ok, I wish for 1000 bucks".

A few seconds later, 1000 ducks show up.

The guy looks at the bartender and say "hey what gives, i asked for 1000 bucks and instead i got 1000 ducks."

The bartender looks at the guy and says "yeah, imagine my disappointment when I got a 10 inch pianist."
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