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02-20-2023, 06:02 PM | #651 (permalink) |
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A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "hey, I have a wish in my pocket, it's yours if you want it!"
The guy says "sure!" The bartender pulls something out of his pocket and hands it to the guy, "now make a wish!" The guy stands there thinking for a second and says "ok, I wish for 1000 bucks". A few seconds later, 1000 ducks show up. The guy looks at the bartender and say "hey what gives, i asked for 1000 bucks and instead i got 1000 ducks." The bartender looks at the guy and says "yeah, imagine my disappointment when I got a 10 inch pianist." |
09-26-2024, 09:10 PM | #652 (permalink) |
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This one requires a bit of knowledge of the record biz, but I'm sure a numbe of folks on the board will get it:
One day back in August 1977, the president of RCA Records was sitting in his office when one of his assistants walked in: Assistant: Boss, I have good news and bad news. Prez: Well, it's been a rough day, so give me the good news first. A: The good news is we just got word that Elvis Presley died. P: Wrong. That's not good news. That's great news! We'll re-release all of his old records, have a big publicity campaign and play on the public's sympathy. We'll make more money off the son of a bitch dead than when he was alive! Woo-hoo! OK, so now what's the bad news? A: The bad news is that Glen Miller's plane just landed and he wants his royalties. Last edited by Drjohnrock; 10-12-2024 at 11:51 AM. |
10-13-2024, 12:14 AM | #654 (permalink) | ||
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wait shouldn't the emergency be that the dog is talking or does that surprise no one anymore
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