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Old 11-30-2025, 04:57 PM   #661 (permalink)
 
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Default Safest Airplane cockpit
http://web.archive.org/web/200602031.../airplane.html
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Old 12-09-2025, 11:50 PM   #662 (permalink)
 
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If there is anyone else here who has unlimited free calling like I do,try this line..

270-558-1710

Its a bot and shes got nothing nice to say! (U have been warned )
Here is the clip of the people who setup this 270 #.. This was the first call with this "Beverly"... She has to be part of it,no one would stay on that long!!

vvvv SUPER NWS!! vvvv

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm3fG64hgtA

^^^^ SUPER NWS!! ^^^^

You will most likely laugh like crazy!!
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Old 12-13-2025, 09:20 PM   #663 (permalink)
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How come Santa Claus can't have any children?

He cut his Rudolph.
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Old 12-29-2025, 12:47 PM   #664 (permalink)
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Did you hear about the pet rabbit Elton John got for Christmas with its own miniature treadmill?

It's a little fit bunny.
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Old 12-29-2025, 03:39 PM   #665 (permalink)
 
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Hehe good 1 mate!
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Old 02-01-2026, 09:49 AM   #666 (permalink)
 
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Default [NWS] World Map!


This proves the earth isnt flat
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Old 02-06-2026, 12:42 PM   #667 (permalink)
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Elvis Costello and Abba are going to tour together. But they haven't decided who the headliner will be. So watch for Abba and Costello to find out Who's On First!
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Old 02-22-2026, 04:36 PM   #668 (permalink)
 
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Thumbs up Lol!
http://web.archive.org/web/200408122...so_movie03.swf

FLASH!!! -- Funny as anything
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Old 02-26-2026, 12:16 PM   #669 (permalink)
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Captain Picard: We're going to a planet that only allows music of Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin.

Commander Riker: OK. But why are we traveling at only impulse power?

Captain Picard: There's no Rush.
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