The Official Joke Thread

Thom Yorke · 02-19-2011, 10:43 PM

A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his tummy was growling.
"I sure am hungry," exclaimed the sleepy bear.
So the bear found some berries, but quickly spit them out.
"These berries are far too yucky," sniveled the playful bear.
He then found some honey, however was soon chased away by a swarm of bumble bees.
"That honey is sweet and yummy, but my tummy is still growling!" cried the jolly bear.
He then stumbled upon a cabin.
"I wonder if there is any food in here..." wondered the curious bear.
The events that followed are now referred to by the locals as the Doomsday Massacre. While no witnesses survived, police reports depict that the Martinez's, a young family of 7 enjoying their Memorial Day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, were brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who relentlessly tracked each of them down, one by one.

02-19-2011, 10:43 PM	#11 (permalink)
Thom Yorke Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,848	A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his tummy was growling. "I sure am hungry," exclaimed the sleepy bear. So the bear found some berries, but quickly spit them out. "These berries are far too yucky," sniveled the playful bear. He then found some honey, however was soon chased away by a swarm of bumble bees. "That honey is sweet and yummy, but my tummy is still growling!" cried the jolly bear. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." wondered the curious bear. The events that followed are now referred to by the locals as the Doomsday Massacre. While no witnesses survived, police reports depict that the Martinez's, a young family of 7 enjoying their Memorial Day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, were brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who relentlessly tracked each of them down, one by one.