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Old 03-22-2011, 05:02 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

‎"In retrospect, maybe I let the Hitler thing get a little out of hand." - God

"What the **** am I gonna do with myrrh..." - Jesus

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Bull****." - Snow White

Life can't be like a box of chocolates; fat people would enjoy it more.

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